books44 Chapter 130 Zeng Xiaoxian has short legs and can't climb trees at all.
Chapter 130 Zeng Xiaoxian has short legs and can't climb trees at all.
"You'll regret this! I took an intelligence test at the orphanage, and the teacher said that if I had to subtract 40 from my IQ, I might barely be considered intelligent!"
As Zhang Wei spoke, he frantically winked at Chen Xiaobai, "Brother, Brother Bai, please don't expose me, let me finish this act!!!"
"OK~"
Chen Xiaobai returned the look.
"Ha, it seems your orphanage's intelligence testing device is not as good as our microwave oven!"
Hu Yifei clearly didn't believe it and bluntly retorted sarcastically, "If you lose in a bit, you'll have to buy me a new Detective Conan set!"
Tang Youyou kindly reminded Yifei: "Even if you buy a new one, the murderer will still be that person!"
Hu Yifei: "That makes sense, let's cash it out then!"
Zhang Wei: "It's a deal!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the competition began immediately. The two sat facing each other at the table, and Hu Yifei launched the first attack: "Thirty seconds, please listen to the first question!"
Tang Youyou pulled out a large lollipop from somewhere and slammed it on the table with a "bang!"
Chen Xiaobai, who happened to be sitting between the two, shouted, "Action!"
The two were taken aback. Hu Yifei looked up and said helplessly, "Xiaobai, Youyou, we're not boxing, nor are we filming a movie..."
The two exchanged an awkward laugh and said in unison, "I was just trying to lighten the mood!"
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Hu Yifei: "Why don't polar bears eat penguins?"
Zhang Wei: "Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic!"
Tang Youyou: "Congratulations, you got it right!!!"
Hu Yifei: "Whose side are you on anyway???"
Tang Youyou: "I am neutral!"
Zhang Wei held out his hand, "I got it right, fifty!"
"Don't rush, the next question is one hundred, do you want to play?" Hu Yifei showed her chicken feet, starting to lure Zhang Wei into the trap.
"Zhang Wei, I advise you... cough cough, it's alright, cough cough..."
Just as Chen Xiaobai opened his mouth to advise Zhang Wei to quit while he was ahead, he was suddenly frightened by Hu Yifei's gaze and could only awkwardly pretend to cough.
Without the slightest hesitation, Zhang Wei waved his hand and confidently said, "Come on~~~"
Hu Yifei: "Question: If Zeng Xiaoxian climbs a tree to pick melons, he can pick one melon per minute, but he will accidentally drop two out of every ten he picks. How many melons can he pick in a day?"
Zhang Wei: "Easy, I'm best at mental arithmetic... Can I use a calculator?"
Hu Yifei: "Heh~"
Tang Youyou understood Hu Yifei's meaning and immediately took out a calculator from her waist and handed it to Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei took it and immediately began to calculate.
Chen Xiaobai looked at Tang Youyou with a puzzled expression, "Why do you have a calculator clipped to your waist?"
Tang Youyou: "Shh~~~, that's not important!"
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Thirty seconds later.
Tang Youyou pressed the timer button. "Time's up!!!"
Zhang Wei stammered, "One thousand...one hundred..."
“One thousand one hundred and fifty-two, right!” Hu Yifei picked up the conversation, looking at Zhang Wei who had already fallen into the trap, and said with a smile.
"That's right, one thousand one hundred and fifty-two, that's exactly what I was going to say!"
"Heh~, many kids said it was 1,152~"
"I won! One hundred!"
"Sorry, the correct answer is zero!"
"Why?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.
Hu Yifei calmly replied, "Because cantaloupes don't grow on trees, and Zeng Xiaoxian has short legs and can't climb trees. What I just said was... if..."
"What is this? A riddle???" Zhang Wei was somewhat exasperated.
"You can't even think straight, yet you dare to call yourself smart?" Hu Yifei retorted confidently, her words forcing Zhang Wei into a corner...
Zhang Wei looked to Chen Xiaobai for help, "Xiaobai, please be the judge for me!"
"Wei Zi, it's not too late to admit defeat now!"
Chen Xiaobai shook his head; his defeat was already evident, and he had been completely ensnared!
Wei Zi, don't say I didn't save you, it's just that Tan Yishan wasn't paying attention...
A hint of bloodshot appeared in Zhang Wei's eyes as he turned to Tang Youyou, "Youyou, do you also think this is reasonable?"
"Ok!"
Tang Youyou had just nodded and was about to say something when she suddenly saw Hu Yifei's eyes and instantly betrayed her, "The words are crude but the reasoning is sound, Zhang Wei, you should apologize to Yifei fifty times now!"
"Wait, I wasn't ready. Let me warm up a bit. I promise I won't fall for your tricks again!!!"
Zhang Wei went completely insane, his eyes bloodshot, and he was utterly frantic.
Hu Yifei leaned on the table and coaxed, "The next round's chips are two hundred. Are you... sure you want to play?"
Zhang Wei: "Of course!"
Hu Yifei: "If there is a car, and Xiaoming is driving, and Xiaohong and Xiaolan are sitting in the back seat, who is the owner of the car?"
Zhang Wei: "I understand, there's no such car at all, because you said, 'If!'"
"Hahahahahaha~"
Hu Yifei laughed triumphantly, then suddenly stopped, "Sorry, you answered wrong. There really is such a car, and the owner's name is Ruguo!"
"Because I just said, 'if' there's a car!!!"
Tang Youyou jumped in front of Zhang Wei and reminded him, "Zhang Wei, you owe me a hundred and fifty!!!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei felt as if the sky had fallen. He buried his face in his hands on the table and wept bitterly, "Waaaaah..."
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Bloodshed is rampant on one side, while on the other, deadly danger lurks in the shadows.
Yu Mo sat in the bar, drinking one glass after another.
Guan Gu tried to comfort her, "Yu Mo, are you really alright?"
"Thank you, Guan Gu. I'm really fine. I just want to have a drink and then get a good night's sleep!"
Yu Mo forced a smile and said, then quickly withdrew her hand, picked up her wine glass, and downed another glass of wine in one gulp.
Guan Gu stared in disbelief. Was this really nothing?
Furthermore, before you say there's nothing wrong, could you please put away those three vodka bottles on the table?
Are three bottles of wine what you mean by "a little"?
Guan Gu hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Yu Mo, why did you avoid your boyfriend at the beginning?"
"Because... I want him to worry about me, to know that I'm not just a pretty face that he looks at when he wants to and doesn't look at for a whole year when he doesn't!"
Yu Mo's eyes were a little moist, and his voice was low as he slowly spoke while leaning on the table.
"So... how are you feeling right now?"
"How am I feeling? I just want to kill Richard right now! He cheated on me with a black man, and what's wrong with me compared to a black man?! Waaaaahh ...
"Don't be impulsive, Yu Mo! Impulsiveness is the devil!" Guan Gu was instantly at a loss, afraid that she would really run to Richard and perish together.
"Pfft~"
Yu Mo suddenly burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, Guan Gu, I was just kidding! How could I possibly give up my life for him? I'm terrified of dying! Besides, I'm sure I can find a man a thousand times better, ten thousand times better!!!"
Guan Gu nodded and said earnestly, "I believe you can do it, Yu Mo!"
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