Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Chapter 129 Can Wisdom Really Make Money?

As Chen Xiaobai had predicted, things turned out exactly as he had.

Yu Mo is emo.

Sitting on the sofa all day, wiping away tears now and then, unable to see the end of the world...

However, this situation only lasted for three days, and things returned to normal on the fourth day.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief; they had been living on extreme caution these past few days.

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Regarding this situation, Chen Xiaobai is not a professional and can only offer some basic advice. However, after careful observation, Chen Xiaobai still cannot figure out whether this is normal or not, since he said at the beginning that he is not a professional!

"Then why are you talking nonsense!"

Tang Youyou rolled her eyes. She had actually gone crazy and asked a man to analyze a woman's psychological reaction.

And I listened attentively to his nonsense for a long time!

Chen Xiaobai shrugged. "Maybe she's let it go. After all, nobody knows what she's thinking. They've been separated for so long, barely seeing each other a few times a year. How much affection could there be? Maybe what hurt her the most was that she lost to a little black guy from Africa!"

"But what's done is done, and she can only accept reality."

"That's probably true. It's good that Yu Mo can get through this!"

Tang Youyou breathed a sigh of relief. Yu Mo had been sitting on the sofa, refusing to respond to her calls, which had worried her terribly. Now that he had suddenly returned to normal, it seemed rather strange...

Just then, Hu Yifei stormed in, walking briskly and slamming the laundry basket on the ground, hands on her hips, sulking.

Tang Youyou instantly felt uneasy. Could it be that she had also been cheated on? She quickly stepped forward to ask, "Yifei, what happened? She was fine just now?"

Just then, Zhang Wei walked over carrying a laundry basket, put it down, and smiled smugly. "She's unhappy because I just won five yuan from her!"

Tang Youyou's expression changed instantly, and she asked in horror, "Really? You dare to win Yifei's money? You don't want to live anymore!"

Hu Yifei casually pulled out a kitchen knife from somewhere and looked at herself in the mirror, the murderous intent in her eyes already materializing.

Chen Xiaobai shook his head with a wry smile, "Zhang Wei, I didn't expect you to have this skill. I admire you!"

"I guessed right how many pieces of clothing Yifei washed today!" Zhang Wei winked smugly and boasted.

Hu Yifei walked over, looking displeased. "It was just a coincidence, nothing special!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Youyou's mind immediately started racing. After a moment's thought, her gaze towards Zhang Wei changed, and she whispered in Yifei's ear, "He might have secretly looked at your laundry basket~"

Hu Yifei was instantly shocked and exclaimed, "Ah~?? You're so perverted!"

"Don't say that, I still believe in Zhang Wei, he wouldn't do such a thing!" Chen Xiaobai immediately defended his good friend.

Zhang Wei: "Exactly!"

Chen Xiaobai: "But he's definitely a pervert!"

"Exactly! Bah!!! You... I deduced it!"

Zhang Wei felt betrayed by his good friend and immediately began to elaborate: "I noticed you haven't washed your clothes for a week, and you've been wearing the same outfit for the last three days. That's the wisdom of a lawyer!"

Zhang Wei nodded as he spoke, a wide smile spreading across his face. "Yifei never guessed me!"

Hu Yifei's face instantly darkened, and she gritted her teeth, saying, "How could I possibly have guessed that you washed seven socks in five days?!"

"Pfft!" Tang Youyou couldn't help but chuckle. How could anyone wash seven socks...?

Chen Xiaobai: "???"

Shouldn't the focus be on him washing his socks in the washing machine?

Oh, there's a dedicated one. That's fine then!

Zhang Wei replied calmly, "Is it that difficult? Of course, it's because I only have seven!"

After saying that, he patted Hu Yifei's shoulder smugly and comforted her:

"But that's not your fault, after all, boys are generally better at sharing than girls!"

"Hey, you only won five dollars, is it really necessary to be so smug?"

Hu Yifei looked unconvinced, then realized what she meant and asked in confusion, "Are you trying to prove that you're smarter than everyone else?"

"This doesn't need any proof, does it?"

Zhang Wei smiled smugly, turned around, and said arrogantly, "Otherwise, how could I know your... um... um... um..."

Chen Xiaobai reacted quickly, covering his mouth before he could do something reckless, and said with a sheepish smile, "It's nothing, he's just saying that his victory this time was just an accident!"

He sighed inwardly, "Don't blame me, Wei Zi. He's been exhausted lately. Zhang Weineng probably doesn't want to end up homeless..."

However, Zhang Wei was not appreciative. Hearing Chen Xiaobai's words, he became even more agitated and broke free. "Phew~, Xiaobai, what are you doing? This is not an accident, it's my skill. Otherwise, how could I have identified the culprit at a glance with Yifei's Conan book!"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Xiaobai slumped into a chair, exhausted. "Destroy it all, whatever!"

"What did you say?!!!"

Hu Yifei instantly transformed into Bai Qi, grinning maliciously as she stared at Zhang Wei.

Tang Youyou couldn't help but worry about Zhang Wei's life, "So... you're the real jerk..."

"Isn't this the correct answer?" Zhang Wei hadn't even realized what was happening yet, and laughed smugly.

"Who asked you for the correct answer!"

Hu Yifei instantly erupted, chasing after Zhang Wei while shouting angrily, "You ruined my entire comic book series! If I don't punish you, you won't know how clever and brave I am!!!"

Chen Xiaobai and Tang Youyou quickly stepped forward to break up the fight, fearing that Zhang Wei might end up in the ICU today.

Zhang Wei suddenly stopped, still stubbornly insisting, "I admit I'm brave, but intelligence... has always been my strength!"

"Otherwise, I wouldn't have chosen a profession like law, where you earn money through your intelligence!"

"Oh~ Really?"

Hu Yifei stopped and, hands on her hips, said sarcastically, "Then, Mr. Zhang, have you made any money?"

Well, how should I put it...

As Zhang Wei spoke, he suddenly started singing in a sarcastic tone, "Today I won five yuan! Today I won five yuan!"

While singing, he didn't forget to give Hu Yifei a taunting look.

Chen Xiaobai: You reap what you sow! A sapling won't grow straight if it's not pruned. Wei Zi, you deserve to suffer the consequences today!

Hu Yifei was immediately furious, but she didn't retaliate. Instead, she laughed in anger, "Fine, it seems I need to test your IQ so you can rediscover yourself!"

"Let's play a game. If you answer my brain teaser correctly, I'll admit you're not brain-dead and I'll give you an extra fifty dollars!"

“Fifty? Pshaw~” Zhang Wei looked at Hu Yifei with disdain.

(Zhang Wei excitedly shouts: "Fifty!!! Wow, I knew it! Wisdom really can make money! This is my first pot of gold to get rich!!!") (Narrator)

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