Chapter 366 Twilight
Chapter 366 Twilight
"That's great! Congratulations, your wish has come true!"
"what?"
Ke Xue smiled at Di Xing and said, "Because I gave you the latest prototype, I forgot to connect it to the exam system. That means your score is invalid!"
"You, you, you!" Di Xing was furious.
"Oh dear, I'm sorry, but I can make it up to you."
Ke Xue feigned shyness as she lifted the hem of her lab coat, revealing her smooth, delicate calves.
However, Di Xing exclaimed excitedly, "Don't try to fool me with this!"
"This...this kind of thing..." Ke Xue was completely astonished.
The older, lecherous freshmen, whose view of Ke Xue was blocked by Di Xing, craned their necks, 'If you won't look, let us see!'
Although Di Xing was also a lecherous old man, his instinct for playing cards had taken over at this moment, and he had completely entered the state of a card player who didn't care about his target. "That's right, that's something won through a duel between men. Don't think that you can make up for it by dying a few fangirls!"
"Ah, this..." Ke Xue scratched her long, light blue hair. Suddenly, she seemed to remember something, revealing a smile similar to that of a white-haired elf.
"Here, take this." She pulled out a bottle of blue potion.
"This is a special dissolving solution made from a modified solution of [Starfish Anemone]—you need to take 3000 doses; it can dissolve clothing without harming the skin."
Upon hearing this description, a glint of shrewdness flashed in the eyes of the experienced drivers present.
But Di Xing remained unmoved. "No way!"
The old lechers were secretly crying out, "Don't give it to us!"
"Then," Ke Xue thought for a moment, "well, how about I make a special exception and allow you to help out at my D-Wheel Research Institute?"
Upon hearing "D Wheel," a glint of light flashed in Di Xing's eyes. "Okay!"
"You big idiot!" Ai Xiao, who had been silently watching from the sidelines, finally couldn't hold back any longer and rushed over to shield Di Xing behind her. "Can't you see that she's fooling you? She's making you work for her for free!"
"But she said Series D!"
"Haha, that kid's really stupid!" Zhong Shicheng pointed at Di Xing and laughed loudly, but for some reason, everyone around him looked at him as if he were an idiot, leaving him completely confused.
"Sister Xue, you've gone too far! You knew he was stupid, yet you still lied to him like that."
"Oh dear, I'm just taking advantage of his youthful spirit. Isn't it said that a man is a boy until he dies?"
"Please make it up to him properly!"
"Honestly, Ah Xiao, why are you siding with outsiders?"
Ai Xiao, with her brown ponytail, and Ke Xue, with her blue ponytail, started arguing, like two cute little squirrels chattering away.
"This is so illogical! Ah Xiao, you're getting more and more disrespectful. Watch, your older sister will punish you!"
Ke Xue suddenly opened the cap of the "Will Make You Submit 3000" cigarette and threw it at Ai Xiao.
The old perverts present all began to breathe heavily.
Ai Xiao's face paled as she watched the solution fly towards her.
In the nick of time, Di Xing resolutely stood in front of Ai Xiao, simultaneously covering his vital parts with his hands in a panic.
However, after "I want you to take 3000" was sprinkled on Di Xing, nothing happened!
"Haha, I was just kidding! How could I let my lovely and beautiful Ai Xiao be naked in front of others?" Ke Xue laughed and skipped over to hug Ai Xiao, then looked at Di Xing with satisfaction.
"You did a good job. This bottle is the real one. You can take it. You can come to me if you need anything at school. Consider it my compensation."
Then, whispering in Ai Xiao's ear, "This young man is not bad, but you two must be careful not to kill anyone, otherwise your brother will definitely kill him."
After saying that, she ignored Ai Xiao, whose face was as red as a little apple, and skipped away.
"Alright, the exam is over. Students who scored two points can go to the inner ring road, students who scored one point can go to the middle ring road, and students who scored zero points can stay on the outer ring road. And then... oh dear, Ms. Li Qi, what's the next step?"
Yin Fa looked to Li Qi for help, but Li Qi had already run away with Ke Xue.
"Teacher, it's my turn to speak." A cool-looking boy riding a flashy, wasteland-style motorcycle, wearing goggles, and with his right eye covered by bangs, arrived at the examination room.
"Oh, it's Mingmu. Wait, didn't I tell you not to race on campus?!"
"Have you forgotten? Last time I brought you a pack of cigarettes called 'Lotus' from the ruins, and you allowed me to race my car at school in return."
"How could that be? How could an upright teacher like me accept your bribe? Do you have any more cigarettes?"
"I can't find cigarettes if I don't speed."
"Oh, then why don't you speed up?"
Everyone exclaimed, "Is it really okay for someone like that to be a teacher?!"
"Ahem," Yin Fa cleared his throat. "In short, please welcome Ming Mu, an outstanding student representative from last year, to give a welcoming speech to all the new students."
As soon as Ming Mu stepped onto the stage, Lian Shi rushed up to him.
"I smell the scent of my kind!" Lian Shi exclaimed excitedly, looking at Ming Mu, who was also brimming with chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur). Ming Mu, in turn, stared in surprise at Lian Shi, who was wearing an eye patch.
Then, Mingmu tentatively said, "My right eye is missing, and now something ominous is residing there." ← The truth
"My right eye was also sealed; it's where the flames of destruction reside." ← Lie
"I once visited a flawed city that cannot be observed in this world" ← The truth
"I once visited a city of sword tombs sealed with ten thousand ancient swords" ← Lie
"I have a group of friends who, although they're noisy, are very reliable."
Upon hearing this, Lian Shi turned to look at Di Xing.
"I also have some friends who, although they're a bit dim-witted, are incredibly powerful in combat."
"Xian Yiji, don't stop me! I'm going to beat this guy so badly his own mother wouldn't recognize him!" Di Xing angrily wanted to go up and punch Lian Shi.
"Cough cough!" Yin Fa interrupted them with a deliberate cough.
"Mingmu, let's get down to business."
"Alright, students, let me give you a brief introduction to our Duel Academy."
"First of all, this college is different from ordinary schools. It doesn't have grades or classes; it's only divided into three colleges: the outer ring, the middle ring, and the inner ring."
"The outer ring is the college with the worst faculty and teaching equipment, the middle ring is a relatively normal college, while the inner ring has the strongest teachers and the most advanced equipment."
"Within the inner ring, the five most outstanding individuals will be allowed to enter the Victory Spire at the very center of the academy, where they will receive personal guidance from the principal and will also form the Five Elements Council, which holds certain administrative power within the academy."
Huh? What? The Elite Ten of Totsuki? Do they put some kind of drug in their food? Di Xing thought to himself.
"Ah!? Then we're doomed!" Xian Yiji, who scored zero on the third round, was utterly desperate. At the same time, he cursed Aleister in his mind for being illiterate, which nearly gave Aleister a heart attack.
"It's alright, everyone, don't worry. You can enter the inner circle academy through ring-entry duels during your future academy years. That's how I entered the middle circle."
"Alright, I wish you all a wonderful student life. Also, don't try to peek into my right eye, or you'll suffer misfortune," Mingmu said, then hopped on his beloved little motorcycle, twisted the throttle, and sped away.
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