Chapter 1126 1127: Two Tigers Cannot Share One Mountain
Chapter 1126 1127: Two Tigers Cannot Share One Mountain
Then Little Nine disdainfully said to Xiao Tianyu, "Boss, although I'm over ten thousand years older than you, you can't fool me like this. The Sacred Path hasn't been opened since ancient times. If it opens, it will definitely violate cosmic rules. Apart from Li Tian, who dares to defy the heavens like that? Besides, Li Tian is currently staying on Earth, he doesn't have the time to open any Sacred Path!"
This Tianyu boss is unbelievable. To make me train diligently, can't he find a more believable reason? Plus, I'm over ten thousand years old, am I that easy to fool?
Little Nine and Li Tian grew up in the same era. He said he was over ten thousand years old, and he wasn't lying; he was merely resurrected.
"Believe it or not, when the Sacred Path opens, if you aren't qualified to set foot on it, don't blame me for not warning you today!" Xiao Tianyu spoke indifferently.
"Absolutely won't blame, absolutely won't blame!" Little Nine chuckled, opening the Sacred Path, not possible. Do you really think I just came out of kindergarten?
Xiao Tianyu paid no attention and continued walking.
"Hey, hey~ Boss, where are you going?"
"Go for a walk in the streets!"
"Ah!" Upon hearing this, Little Nine was depressed. You went off to enjoy yourself on the streets, yet I'll get my butt smacked by the beautiful teacher until it blooms!
So Little Nine said, "Hey boss, can't we wait until the beautiful teacher finishes the class to go?"
You're off enjoying yourself, and I'm about to have a blooming butt!
"You're the one getting hit, not me!" Xiao Tianyu said casually.
Bam~
Upon hearing this, Little Nine staggered and collapsed to the ground. Boss, do you have to be so heartless? Just watching and not helping.
Then, Little Nine grabbed onto Xiao Tianyu's leg and pleaded earnestly, "Boss, I've followed you all the way from Earth. Even if I'm not your biggest fan, I'm at least your most loyal follower. Can you extend your hand and help your little brother out..."
"Let go..."
"If you don't return to the classroom, I won't let go!"
"You used to be the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, and now you look like a Nine-Headed Insect!" Xiao Tianyu glanced at Little Nine. Damn, was this really the once mighty Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, and not some bum?
"Heroes don't talk about past bravery, boss. Now living under the roof, I have to bow my head. Besides, we're good brothers..."
"Enough, I don't have a cowardly brother like you!"
"..." Upon hearing this, Little Nine was so frustrated. Why is the boss so unkind to his close ones?
"Three seconds!" Xiao Tianyu's voice was chilling: "Or else, fractures!"
Before the sound even fell, Little Nine immediately let go, not joking here. A fracture after three seconds isn't a joke. Besides, the boss always means what he says!
Damn, getting hit by the beautiful teacher is surely less serious than a fracture.
In the afternoon, Xiao Tianyu just came back from the streets and was brought into the office by Liu Yan. As soon as he thought of Liu Yan, he became rather irritated, so he asked, "Tianyu, where did you go all morning!"
"Shopping!"
"What else!"
"Sleeping?"
"Can't you be a little more serious?" Liu Yan's beautiful eyes glanced at Xiao Tianyu, while Xiao Tianyu shrugged his shoulders: "I'm already invincible, what else is there to learn?"
"..." Upon hearing this, Liu Yan was speechless. This...this jerk's words seem quite reasonable! As a Martial Emperor, what else is there to learn? She really couldn't teach him anything.
Actually, Liu Yan knew that she wasn't qualified to teach Xiao Tianyu, she just wanted to see him when she looked up.
Then, Xiao Tianyu continued: "If there's nothing else, I'll go sleep!"
"Tianyu, all you know is sleeping? I know being invincible can be lonely, but there are still plenty of fun things to do!" Liu Yan said, her face flashing a hint of shyness.
Xiao Tianyu asked, "Like what?"
"Like dating, getting married, that kind of stuff!"
"Haven't you heard marriage is the tomb of love?" Xiao Tianyu gave Liu Yan a sidelong glance: "This simple truth, you don't understand, what kind of teacher are you!"
"..." Upon hearing this, Liu Yan was furious and said, "Fine, let's not talk about that, let's talk sleeping, okay?"
"Okay!"
"Why are you so sleepy?"
Sleeping all the time, sure you can still fall asleep?
"Average, average, the third best in the cosmos!" Xiao Tianyu waved his hand and said: "I've been lonely too long, so I've spent ten years honing my sleep skills, quality guaranteed, reliable, want me to teach you?"
"You...you..." Liu Yan was almost infuriated to the point of spitting blood.
"Anything else?"
"You can leave now!"
Damn, if he doesn't leave, I'll probably die of anger.
"If you want to learn sleeping, feel free to come to me, no tuition!" Before leaving, Xiao Tianyu dropped a remark, making Liu Yan dizzy and almost faint.
However, as soon as Xiao Tianyu left Liu Yan's office, he saw two figures in the void whooshing over, directly landing in the Outer Sect. The disciples there weren't too surprised.
It's no wonder. After Xiao Tianyu disappeared for half a year, the Celestial Emperor came looking for him at least ten times.
Of course, the sudden arrival of the Celestial Emperor at the Outer Sect still startled the entire Haotian Sect.
Not long after, all seven Peak Masters came to worship. The Celestial Emperor waved his hand, gesturing for the Seven Peaks people to forego formalities, before his gaze finally landed on Xiao Tianyu, who rubbed his nose.
"Dear brother, you vanished for half a year and finally returned!" The Celestial Emperor's face bore a smile, like a spring breeze, showing none of the grandeur expected of a Great Emperor, simply resembling a friendly middle-aged man.
In this world, probably only Xiao Tianyu can make the Celestial Emperor act like this.
Xiao Tianyu casually said to the Celestial Emperor: "Brother, is something up with me!"
"No particular matter, just haven't seen you for half a year, I miss you!" With that, the Celestial Emperor stepped forward and patted Xiao Tianyu's shoulder, continuing: "By the way, we brothers haven't caught up in half a year, come, let's reminisce, and give a feast to welcome back my dear brother!"
"Alright!" Xiao Tianyu nodded: "I'm quite bored anyway!"
"Boss!" At that moment, Little Nine scurried over, grinned at the Celestial Emperor, then said to Xiao Tianyu: "Boss, can we talk privately?"
"Uh?"
Xiao Tianyu was stunned for a moment. When did this rascal become so mysterious?
As for the Celestial Emperor's expression, it flashed a sharp look, albeit fleeting, then smiled: "Dear brother, your pal is naturally mine too. Now that he wants a word, I'll step aside for you two to chat!"
After saying that, the Celestial Emperor wisely walked away from Xiao Tianyu, although his gaze remained fixed on Little Nine, who simply ignored it.
Xiao Tianyu said: "Say what you have to say, fart what you have to fart!"
"Boss, I just want to tell you that two tigers can't share one mountain!"
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