Urban Soldier Young Master

Chapter 1093 - 1092: Lin Danda

Yes, Chu Ge's right leg didn't touch any solid form; it merely passed right through the body of this white-clad joker, as if... it was simply slicing through the air.Chu Ge felt another jolt of surprise, but any tension that began to form was stifled by the joker's absurd reaction, morphing into amusement and speechlessness.

"Alright, alright, get up. Even having a small fry like you bow before me doesn't give me much of a sense of accomplishment. As a dignified Immortal, I wouldn't be pleased at all, hahaha..."

Damn, not only is this guy a joker, but he's also quite the narcissist, huh?

Chu Ge retrieved his right leg from the joker's chest and rubbed his forehead in confusion. Although he couldn't fully grasp the situation before him, he had a few guesses in mind.

The white-clad joker chuckled with self-satisfaction for a while, then reluctantly said, "Right, what was I talking about earlier?"

To confirm his suspicion, Chu Ge gave the white-clad joker the middle finger and grumpily said, "You were talking about how you're an imbecile and an idiot, remember?"

"Noisy!"

The white-clad joker raised a finger at Chu Ge, and although Chu Ge couldn't make out his features, he could feel him frowning, his complexion suddenly turning cold.

Could I be wrong? Is this joker not...

Just as Chu Ge was thinking this, the white-clad joker waved his hand again, displaying a magnanimous expression on his blurred face.

"Forget it, forget it. Considering you meant well, this Immortal won't hold it against you. But, even without your reminder, this Immortal won't forget discussing that this Immortal is indeed an Immortal."

Chu Ge blinked, this time not only his eyes but even the skin on his face twitched a little. He sighed with relief, yet found it inexplicably funny. Was this joker trying to play tongue twisters with him?

Although he was indeed bluffed by the joker earlier, he had proven that his guess was right: the joker before him lacked true self-awareness, and what he saw and heard was merely a pre-arranged sequence.

As for the principle behind this... it's something unknowable for now.

"Kid, to be honest, you managed to subdue my two little pets and appear here, which genuinely surprises this Immortal. This suggests you didn't just mindlessly adhere to conventional practices, relying only on comprehension and pondering for cultivation. Although this Immortal doesn't know what exactly you thought, I must commend you: you're teachable, truly teachable!"

"Two little pets? Damn! That white tiger is one thing, but is that five-clawed golden dragon also your little pet? Are you serious or are you just bragging? Moreover, the gap between the white tiger on the first layer and the five-clawed golden dragon on the second layer is way too wide! That's like learning one plus one equals two and then immediately tackling linear algebra, isn't it? Are you kidding me with some cosmic joke?"

Chu Ge approached the white-clad joker, poked his forehead, and unsurprisingly, his finger passed right through again, not hitting anything.

"Alright, this Immortal must compliment you once more: as a mere mortal, you're genuinely impressive."

The white-clad joker laughed again, this time more sincerely, though if he talked less provocatively, he'd perhaps appear even more genuine.

"Although you only saw a single divine soul strand of Little White and Little Gold, they can still exert one percent of their original power. Actually, after leaving these immortal essences, this Immortal somewhat regretted it, thinking these challenges might be too demanding for weak mortals like you. Even if a thousand or ten thousand years passed, few might conquer Little Gold or witness this Immortal's visage or hear this Immortal's voice."

Though the white-clad joker's words remained provocative, Chu Ge hesitated to poke at the unreachable forehead again. His movement paused, heart tightened, as he slowly stood before the joker.

Just a single divine soul strand of Little White and Little Gold? Only able to exert one percent of their original strength?

If what this joker says is true, then... How incredibly powerful must the real white tiger and golden dragon be?

Chu Ge's reaction now probably matched the scenario the joker had anticipated. The joker, exuding arrogance, smiled complacently without feeling out of place.

"Are you shocked? You've struggled through hardships, unaware of how many times Little Gold tore you apart. Triumphant and high-spirited, thinking yourself so strong that even you hardly recognize yourself. But upon hearing this Immortal's words, it's like a cold shower pouring over? Yet, you feel skeptical but refuse to accept it? Hehehe..."

"Kid, there's no need to disbelieve, nor to resist it. The real vastness of heaven and earth far exceeds your imagination; you're nothing but a frog in a well, just as this Immortal once was."

"This Immortal knows you must have many questions about this Dragon Essence Tiger Fierce Soul Capture Technique, or about the Immortal myself. So..."

Although Chu Ge found the name Dragon Essence Tiger Fierce Soul Capture Technique somewhat juvenile, upon hearing the white-clad joker mention it, his expression grew more serious. As the joker said, he indeed had too many doubts in mind.

The white-clad joker was deliberately teasing Chu Ge's curiosity, dragging the tail of "So" for five or six seconds, pausing another six or seven, before speaking again.

"Well... This Immortal will mercifully tell you some things. For others, this Cultivation Technique has three layers, but whether by luck or impulse, you used a different, more radical cultivation method. So for you, this technique only has two layers."

"As for the talismans in the third layer, while other fools worship and ponder them, they are keys to expanding their mind. But to you, they are keys to another door. Even if you've cultivated one less layer than those idiots, since you've subdued Little White and Little Gold, your Divine Thought is much more refined than theirs."

"Finally... Since we've met, it's a lucky fate. If someday you are fortunate enough to glimpse the Heavenly Dao and arrive in the realm where this Immortal resides, no matter the trouble, you can proclaim this Immortal's name. Across these eight desolations and six directions, no one yet dares to disrespect this Immortal. Or rather, those who dare have pretty much all perished."

Though the white-clad fool didn't make any special moves and his words were calm, an overwhelming aura burst forth from him, seemingly dimming the stars and moon, as if there's nothing in this world worthy of his notice.

At this moment, he finally didn't seem like a fool.

In the next instant, his figure slowly faded from Chu Ge's sight until completely disappearing, as if he had never appeared.

Chu Ge looked at the spot where this self-proclaimed Immortal vanished, his expression incredibly complex. After a while, he clenched his fist tightly.

"No matter what nonsense you've said, shouldn't you at least tell me what your damn name is?"

Damn it, even if this guy seemed all celestial, deep down, he was still a fool!

Chu Ge rubbed his forehead in frustration and sighed helplessly. When he raised his head again, he suddenly froze.

At some point, three dazzling characters, surrounded by ethereal Immortal air and vaguely echoing with the sounds of wind and thunder, appeared in the void sky above!

"Lin"

"Dan"

"Da"

Chu Ge blinked, the corners of his eyes twitched violently, both from the shock of this spectacular phenomenon and because...

These characters are hideously ugly, aren't they?

Also, this name is pathetic and downright rustic!

Looking at those characters, Chu Ge couldn't help but associate them with a snot-nosed, open-pants kid, wobbling with a candy stick, stupidly happy, possibly from a questionable parentage with the neighbor Old Wang.

"Lin Danda..." Chu Ge shook his head in disbelief, muttering this name.

No wonder this guy didn't directly say his name. He probably realized the comedic attribute of these characters was off the charts, even if he indeed possesses supreme power, able to use the sky as canvas and divine ability as pen. But... could he not practice writing decently?

Forget it, now's not the time to waste on this fool. Who knows how long I've slept, did Chu Chengrui do anything to my body?

Chu Ge's conflicted eyes turned to worry, coldness, hatred, yet even now he couldn't feel his connection to the real world, no matter how anxious he was to return to reality, he couldn't do it at this moment.

While Chu Ge was anxious, the ugly yet radiant words "Lin Dan Da" in the void gradually blurred, transforming into a huge face—it was just the white-clad fool.

"Kid, remember this Immortal's name, it will greatly benefit you if... you truly reach this realm!"

The giant mouth opened and closed, and the white-clad fool spoke again.

"Screw you, I won't bother you for where I go in the future. Right now, I just want to return to my world!"

Chu Ge shouted into the void, glaring at the face which was clear yet blurry, appearing contradictory yet with a deeply mysterious or exceedingly bizarre smile. Then, it gradually faded, just like the fool disappearing earlier.

As that giant face disappeared completely, the golden world around grew blurry and began spinning in Chu Ge's sight, as if he was being sucked into a gigantic whirlpool, which spun faster and faster.

Then, familiar sensations started spreading throughout Chu Ge's body.