books44 Chapter 21 Rejecting Animal Performances
Chapter 21 Rejecting Animal Performances
Her eyes darted around and landed on Fu Wanzhou.
She absolutely has to win over this young master from Beijing's elite circles!
The others, however, did not think of this aspect. They felt that Fu Qianchuan did not need to say anything more, as they could tell from his words that his ability to survive in the wild must be superb.
It was Gu Yan's turn to introduce himself.
He scratched his head: "Survival skills... Let me think... I can climb trees and swing on vines, oh right, I just found a wild banana tree to eat."
The viewers in the live stream burst out laughing.
[Climbing trees, swinging on vines, eating bananas—what's the difference between Gu Yan and Ma Lou?]
[Family members, please refuse animal performances! But Gu Hou'er insists on performing for us, so we can't do anything about it.]
[So what if you're an 18th-tier celebrity? Gu Yan, just give the order and we'll immediately support you as the King of Flower Fruit Mountain!]
...
Only one guest remained in the room.
All eyes were on Wen Yao.
Some people seem to shine in a crowd from birth. This young girl, with no makeup and her hair tied in a bun, still has a stunningly beautiful face that immediately catches the eye.
She rested her chin on her hand, looking sweet and adorable, like a naive yet silly college student.
However, Wen Yao's faint smile sent a shiver down Lu Anbo's spine.
Does slaughtering pigs count? I can slaughter pigs.
Everyone: ...!
That's too much!
What female college student knows how to butcher a pig and butcher it?!
[Lu Amber: If you kill the pig, you can't kill me, okay? /heart/heart]
[So elegant, so incredibly elegant. Even if Mei Bao were to butcher pork, the difference between her and Gu Yan would be like that between a nobleman and a bandit.]
[The fake innocent girl x the real big devil √]
...
After the self-introductions, the guests had a better understanding of the situation.
With Fu Qianchuan, a special forces soldier, around, everyone's survival skills were greatly improved.
After the airdropped supplies arrived, Wen Yao divided the guests into two groups.
The first group was responsible for cooking, while the second group worked on the camp's defensive fortifications.
Lu Anbo was assigned to the second group. Upon hearing that he would be doing work, he complained without thinking, "Is this really necessary? Wen Yao, I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill!"
Wen Yao: "Then you go to the first group."
The campsite was filled with earthen stoves, which were smoky and choking. Lu Anbo was particularly vain and worried that the fumes would damage his skin, so he didn't want to cook.
"A gentleman keeps away from the kitchen; it's not appropriate for a man like me to cook."
Wen Yao smiled, picked up the kitchen knife and began to play with it, her knife skills dazzling the audience.
With a "whoosh," the knife tip sank deep into the tree stump that served as a cutting board!
"Why don't you try saying it again?"
Lu Anbo's pupils dilated in shock: "I...I...I'll get to work right away!"
His legs went weak, and he shakily followed the first group of people.
Wen Yao clicked her tongue softly.
They won't listen to reason; they have to resort to violence.
What a despicable person.
Soon, under Wen Yao's command and Fu Qianchuan's leadership, simple traps were set up around the camp, and sharpened tree branches were stuck into the ground, densely surrounding the camp.
The group of guests were exhausted.
Lu Anbo, in particular, had messy hair, torn clothes, and a dusty face; anyone who didn't know him would think he was a refugee from famine.
This broke the hearts of Lu Anbo's fans, the little saplings.
[My heart aches for my brother. He's never suffered like this before!]
[Go to hell, Wen b*tch! It was completely unnecessary! I think she just wanted to torment our brother!]
[If our brother sneezes even once, he should be sentenced to death for being a vase-like creature! Execute immediately!!]
...
A viewer in the live stream reminded them: [Wild boars are social animals.]
But the angry fans wouldn't listen and didn't take it seriously at all.
If the comments section could be judged successfully, Wen Yao would have been dead countless times by now.
Just then, the second group finished cooking. All the guests were starving, and even the picky little princess Yunxing wolfed down her food. They even found the simple meal to be a delicacy.
Apart from Ruby Lin.
She only ate a slice of whole wheat bread and a few leafy greens, and didn't touch the braised pork made with wild boar.
Yun Yue was a little surprised, but didn't say much. She just moved the pot of braised pork closer to Lin Xinwei.
Lin Xinwei said gratefully, "Thank you so much, Yunyue, but I have a small appetite, and I'm already very full from eating that."
Yun Yue: "..."
She struggled to control her facial expressions and managed to suppress the urge to twitch her lips.
That little bit of food wouldn't even be enough to fill a child's stomach, let alone an adult woman.
Yunxing paused for a moment, looked at the bowl full of meat, vegetables and rice, and fell into a state of doubt.
Am I a big eater?
Just then, Lin Xinwei's soft, sweet voice rang out:
"I'm not saying I support the 'white, young, and thin' aesthetic. I believe beauty standards are diverse. It's just that I have a sensitive stomach and can't absorb much food, so I never gain weight no matter how much I eat, which is quite frustrating for me~"
In an instant, the live stream room was filled with proud little roses.
【Our Vivi truly deserves to be called the Queen of Self-Discipline!】
I'm so envious of Vivi's ability to eat whatever she wants and never gain weight; she's a natural-born star!
[Sister Wei loves what she does and maintaining her figure shows her dedication, unlike Yunxing who's already as fat as a pig but still eats, what a glutton!]
...
Yun Xing turned her head and looked at Lin Xinwei's slender arms and legs, and inexplicably began to feel anxious.
She's already so thin, and she eats so little, shouldn't I...?
"puff……"
"Puch..."
The laughter of a man and a woman jolted Yunxing out of her daze.
Gu Yan and Wen Yao touched heads and whispered something to each other before bursting into laughter.
"What's so funny?" Lu Anbo asked warily. "What are you two cricketing about?"
Gu Yan: "Yes, yes, yes, such a small appetite, amazing!"
Wen Yao: "Okay, okay, small appetite, awesome, awesome."
Lin Xinwei gave a bitter smile, lowered her long eyelashes, and didn't say a word in her defense.
This scene was truly pitiful.
The fans are heartbroken.
Lu Amber thought to himself, "Finally, it's my turn to shine!" He said indignantly:
"Is it meaningful for you to make sarcastic remarks about my sister? There are naturally people in this world with big appetites and people with small appetites. My sister is already pitiful enough that she can't eat anything! I don't expect your sympathy, but please respect her, okay?!"
Well said! Brother Bai is too brave!
[Thank you Amber for speaking up for Vivi! Such a loving sibling relationship!]
[Waaaa, Vivi has nothing left, only Amber and us. Family members, please leave your support messages in the chat!]
...
The fans were getting really into it, and Gu Yan and Wen Yao were having an even harder time suppressing their laughter.
"What are you laughing at? I'm not trying to be mean, but this is really rude! It shows a complete lack of upbringing!"
Lu Anbo is still speaking out for justice.
Wen Yao laughed until tears streamed down her face. A pair of large, well-defined hands appeared beside her, handing her a tissue.
Without thinking much, she took it and wiped her eyes, her tone sincere:
"Who was it that said in an interview that they drink eight cups of milk tea and eat twelve baskets of xiaolongbao a day?"
"Oh~ it's our Lin Xinwei—Sister Wei!"