books44 Chapter 285: Not Beaten Enough
Chapter 285: Not Beaten Enough
"No wonder I am so smart and simple, it turns out I have only learned half of it?" Li Kun looked jokingly at his brother-in-law who was entangled with his eldest brother-in-law in the light curtain.
"Puchi!" Su Xiaojiu was amused again by her talkative husband.
"I have been spoiled by my brothers and sisters since I was young, so I have less experience and was allowed to develop freely.
Moreover, the child has been kind since he was young. When he was just over two years old, he squatted on the side of the road waiting to help the elderly cross the road.
Don’t you think about how tall he is? Who is supporting whom?
There was no other way at home, so they arranged for many elderly people to come and support him. They had to support him and also wipe the saliva from his mouth due to his happy laughter.
You don’t know how speechless and helpless my family was during that time.”
"Then why did he insist on helping the old man cross the road? You were only a little over three years old at that time?" Li Kun asked her curiously why his brother-in-law was so strange.
“Uh…” Mojiu’s face suddenly turned black and he touched his nose guiltily.
Li Kun became even more curious after seeing this. Was this also his wife's fault?
“That’s because he insisted on following me, so I helped the old man cross the street to get rid of him and let him play by himself.
Who knew I was so weird? I thought it was fun and cool to help an old man cross the road, so I played it for several days.
That brat, I have been sticking to me since I was a child, and I can't beat him away no matter how hard I beat him, and it's useless to hit him and bit him. I cried so hard that I just grabbed me and refused to let go. It's so annoying!"
Moujiu's face was full of disgust when he spoke, but anyone could see the doting in his eyes. It was unbearable to watch him say one thing and mean another.
Li Kun pretended not to see the insincerity of his beloved wife's words, and smiled and touched her head teasingly.
"No wonder my brother-in-law is such a sister complex, it started when he was young."
"Of course not!" Su Xiaojiu sat up in his arms and complained with disgust on her face.
"That brat is someone who deserves to be punished. When he was little, he insisted on playing and sleeping with me. If I didn't, he would cry loudly.
What’s even worse is that this brat is almost ten years old, but he still insists on sleeping and bathing with me, but he has been beaten by my father and eldest brother many times. . . ”
"What did you say?" Someone couldn't sit still anymore and angrily interrupted his wife's complaints, asking with gritted teeth.
"I still take a bath with you when I'm ten years old?"
"Ah, what's wrong? He didn't learn to sleep and take a bath by himself until he was almost eleven years old. Before that, whenever I was at home, I would definitely hold him to sleep.
Moreover, every year when I go home during the holidays, that brat will definitely come over and sleep with me, under the pretext of reminiscing about the past. He is really a guy who never grows up!
Hey Kun, where are you going? "
A woman who was happily complaining had no idea that she was asking for a beating from her precious brother. She was also wondering what was wrong with her husband and why he wanted to leave after listening to her.
"Go beat up my brother-in-law!" Li Kun looked at his hand that was being held, and he endured it again and again but didn't dare to shake it off and leave. He could only spit out a few words viciously to express his dissatisfaction.
"Why did you have to beat up my little brother?"
A certain woman looked at him in confusion. Did her little brother provoke her?
"He's already a teenager, but he's still clinging to you, taking showers and sleeping with you? Is he itching for sex?"
Seeing his wife's puzzled expression, someone felt his fists become even harder.
"What do you mean by teenager? That's eleven years old! Also, after I turned eleven, I stopped taking showers with you. I just came here to take a nap. Why are you so angry?
You still want to beat me up, don't you want to get beaten up?"
A certain woman was domineering and protective of her brother. She grabbed her husband's ear and started to get angry.
"Oh, my wife! Why did you do that?" A certain God King cried out in injustice, unwillingly protesting.
"Isn't it your Blue Star's ancestral motto that three-year-olds should not sit together? Su Yanxuan is a teenager and still wants to sleep with you. Isn't that asking for a beating?"
"Bah, you're three years old and you can't sleep with me! That's all feudal dregs! Why can't my little brother sleep with me?
We have slept together since we were young, how can I change him? I only have this one brother, you dare to beat him up for me?"
Moujiu continued to lose his temper and finally realized that the man was jealous. He felt angry and amused at the same time.
"No! Absolutely not!" A certain God King continued to shout while having his ears pulled, and did not forget to send a message to the other three, telling them what his wife had just said.
Sure enough, the three of them responded within seconds and teleported to his side.
"Jiuer, will I still sleep with you now?" Mou Xuan opened his mouth with jealousy.
"My dear, your brother-in-law has started a family. You are not allowed to sleep with you anymore!" A man stared coldly at his surprised wife who suddenly appeared with his mouth open.
"Is that brat thinking of getting beaten?" Mou Qi gritted his teeth and wanted to beat his brother-in-law.
"You guys... Su Xiaojiu looked at them and then at Li Kun who was grabbed by the ears by her. What else did she not understand?
"You four childish ghosts!" She let go of their hands, cursed, and sat down, not wanting to pay any attention to them.
"Wife, you can't agree to sleep with my little brother again. He's already an adult!" Li Kun was relentless and insisted that his wife agree.
"My little brother hasn't slept with me for decades, and you four didn't even give him a chance. Really..."
Before he could finish his words, a brother-in-law rushed in noisily.
"Ninth sister, do you still care about my elder brother? He insisted that I take over the remaining enchantments, but I don't want to!
Tell your elder brother to stop dreaming and go do his own thing. Huh? Why are you all here, brother-in-law? Aren't you all busy?
Ninth sister, let your brothers-in-law go and do their work, and your younger brother will just accompany you. When you’re done with your work, why don’t we go out and play?
And, sister Jiu, are you awake? Do you want to go back to sleep for a while? I'll accompany you. I'm tired of being bothered by my big brother.
Oh, oh, oh... Brother-in-law, what are you doing? Let go! Let me go...
Ninth sister, save me, my brothers-in-law have gone crazy..."
The sound came from far away, and a certain ignorant brother-in-law was grabbed by four irritated brothers-in-law and flew out of the hall, and was thrown in front of the eldest brother screaming.
"This is..." Su Yanhao looked at his runaway younger brother being thrown at him angrily by the four ninth brothers-in-law with a confused look on his face, not knowing what was going on.
"Brother, let this brat follow the rest of the barriers and he is not allowed to leave until they are set up!" Li Kun glared at his innocent-looking brother-in-law fiercely and refrained from beating him.
"After the setup is done, catch him and ask him to practice with the kids. Don't give him food or sleep!" Qi Chong gritted his teeth and assigned work to his brother-in-law.
"Your equipment refining level is too poor. You need to practice for two hours every day." Ku Xuan arranged another task in a neither soft nor hard manner.
"It's just that he wasn't beaten enough when he was young! He's already grown up and still wants to sleep with his sister? You have nothing better to do! Arrange all the experiences for him and he won't be allowed to sleep until he finishes them!" Situ Han had a gloomy face and he found this brat annoying no matter how he looked at him.