StarCraft: Everyone wants the Queen

Chapter 236 Using a rubber band to smash your window

Although she was angry, Shen Qingqing was still very polite and did not lash out on the spot. Instead, she half-coaxed Desk to tell him where he had heard the rumor that she was illiterate.

"That's what everyone says on the terminals."

Desk was not very old after all, and he readily showed her his terminal after being persuaded by Shen Qingqing.

Click to enter a website called "[Zerg Nobles' Privacy Corner]", enter the verification password to enter.

It categorizes the Zerg nobles and presents all their information in detail.

This includes what color clothes they like to wear, what style of pants they like to pair with them, their hobbies, sports, and daily rest time.

However, the information below started to take a strange turn.

What are the measurements for the bust, armpits, hips, and waist?

The development has extended to what color underwear is the main choice.

What is the average length of a human hair?

In short, every piece of information inside was meticulously organized, like a top-secret military report, with no detail overlooked and the error controlled to within the width of two hairs.

It can be described as an epic secret weapon of the Zerg.

Any news released from within could shock the entire Zerg race.

While browsing, Shen Qingqing inadvertently glanced at a corner where the words "Big Competition" were written in small print.

Out of curiosity, I clicked on that webpage.

After several redirects, the terminal displayed an extremely simple, poorly made webpage that could even be described as a pirated website.

The main point of this page is clearly and explicitly stated above, as if to emphasize the main point in bold, black font, as if afraid she might miss it.

[Which of the current Zerg nobles has the most durable underwear elastic band for breaking glass?]

This bold headline is prominently displayed at the top of the webpage, telling the Zerg visitors just how explosive the information they are currently viewing is!

Shen Qingqing's face turned pale, and she accidentally swiped a few times.

The whole thing had a yellowish core, which was kind of embarrassing.

The top-rated answer indicates that Saenster is the most durable.

Because the Saenstein bug is tall and large, with a good figure, its underwear size is also large, and correspondingly, the elastic band is also long, so it is definitely durable.

However, an anonymous user countered, "What's the use of just being long? It also needs to be durable, otherwise it won't break easily."

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Although the titles all seemed to suggest they were trying to suppress the possibility of a rubber band hitting glass, she still felt that something was off.

Even after returning the terminal to Desk, Shen Qingqing still couldn't understand why.

Is it because her thoughts are too filthy and her conduct is improper?

That's why you'd think the wrong thing?

Deske was quite relieved to retrieve the terminal, because the innocent and pure Queen would certainly not be able to tell what the insects were discussing.

He was absolutely certain that Shen Qingqing wouldn't understand.

As for the remaining ten percent, consider it as him giving it to other insects.

But what Desk never expected was that Shen Qingqing had already misunderstood, and what she imagined was remarkably similar to what the anonymous user had expressed.

"Then, Queen Insect, could you tell me where you wish to go?"

Descartes asked, slinging his bag over his shoulder.

"Are you going to give me a ride?" Shen Qingqing silently memorized the website address and casually asked, "To the larval training base, do you want to go?"

"Isn't this a coincidence? I just happen to be going the same way, so I'll give you a ride," Deske said with a grin.

“By the way, Queen Mother,” Desk asked casually from the aircraft, “do you know how my brother Alex died?”

Speaking of this, Shen Qingqing stood up with a start, "He... fell into a spacetime rift and disappeared."

In fact, she had been considering whether or not to take the initiative to tell the insect family about this along the way.

After all, they are family, bound by blood ties.

But getting her to tell him about her brother's death is easier said than done.

To her surprise, Desk didn't show any sadness after hearing the news. Instead, he remained calm, as if he were listening to her report the death of a strange insect.

"Yes, I actually knew about this a long time ago."

The elders' insects just ran away, they didn't die.

He had heard about Alex's death while he was with his father, but he had never had the chance to ask his father about it, fearing that the old man would faint from grief again.

"Honestly, it's really unfair that Alex died like this."

Desk smiled bitterly, "He was always a competent military insect, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call himself the Empire's most loyal weapon. It's a real pity that he died like this."

"Don't you feel sad or upset at all? After all, he is your brother."

Shen Qingqing spoke softly.

She didn't quite understand why Deske showed no emotion whatsoever when she heard the news of her brother's death.

"They've just changed their way of being with us, turning into countless stars watching over us forever. There's no need to dwell on sadness all the time; that's a waste of our energy."

Desk took a break from his busy schedule, set the aircraft to autopilot, and sat down next to her.

"We will all die; it is inevitable."

"I didn't expect you to know so much," Shen Qingqing praised.

“Of course,” Deske patted his chest. “Qingqing has changed a lot since we last met.”

In a sense, Desk is the Zerg who shares the most common language with her.

They were all young, possessing the vitality of a young Zerg, and dissatisfied with the old Zerg system, wanting to make a difference and change everything.

Time always flies when you're in a spaceship. During this time, the two insects chatted about the interesting things that happened to the old insects of the Elder Council after they escaped from King Star.

For example, the hot-tempered Third Elder had one of his front teeth knocked out by a punch from the taciturn Second Elder, and now he speaks with a slight lisp.

The still young Andorra's adoptive father, the Fourth Elder, has now developed such a bad temper that he dares to sit at the table and openly berate all the elders, engaging in a heated debate with them.

Of course, it means literally served on the table.

That is: jumping onto the table and arguing with the other elders.

Embarrassingly, none of the many elders could out-argue him.

"This time, the Fourth Elder really got to vent his anger. You know, he usually has nothing to do except teach Andor. Now that he finally got a chance to talk back, he naturally wouldn't let go of any opportunity to make the elders suffer."

Although he looked down on Andorra's bloodline, he couldn't help it now that Andorra was the queen's assistant.

There were many insects eager to curry favor with the big red worm in front of the worm mother.

As a result, the Fourth Elder now walks with a brisk pace, a complete opposite of the sickly man who used to suffer from backaches, leg pains, and pains all over his body.

The current Fourth Elder can be said to have acquired a 'career' in his old age, and he is so busy every day that he wants to curse the insects.