books44 Chapter 320 The Idiot is Back
Chapter 320 The Idiot is Back
Chapter 320 The Idiot is Back
After listening to her sister's words, Lin Lanshan touched her chin, tilted her head, and entered a thinking mode.
After a long while, she seemed to suddenly realize something, clapped her hands, and said, "I understand! From now on, I will use love to educate them!"
Treat them like your precious treasures, care for them every day, and feed them delicious food. Also, offer plenty of encouragement, praise, compliments, and rewards.
Let them grow up in an environment of love! They will grow into sunny, cheerful, big... no, big pets!
Peach and Reunion, who had begun their exploration (and culinary adventures) in the valley, suddenly felt a chill run down their spines...
"?" Lin Chunyi was stunned.
What exactly is "education through love"? It sounds rather strange...
Forget it, so be it.
"Anyway, what I mean is, just stop criticizing them so much in the future."
Lin Lanshan raised her hand and gave an "OK" sign, winking to indicate: Don't worry, I understand!
"Let's get to work. Once we've finished these tasks, we'll have lunch. After we're done with the vegetable garden, we'll go down the mountain to check on things in a few days."
It's definitely time to stock up on some food.
After resting for a while, the two sisters switched places. Lin Chunyi dug holes in front, while Lin Lanshan sowed seeds behind, and the two continued working.
"By the way, Lanshan, are you going to buy candied hawthorns again this time you go down the mountain?" Lin Chunyi asked before picking up the hoe.
Upon hearing this, Lin Lanshan immediately covered her right cheek, swallowed hard, and said, "Ugh~ Don't mention it, it makes my teeth ache!"
Can anyone understand her psychological journey of eating candied hawthorns over the past few months?
From happiness, to extreme happiness, then to feeling a bit overwhelmed, then to teeth aching after just one bite of candied hawthorn, then to feeling nauseous after just one bite. Finally, just seeing candied hawthorn makes my mouth water and my teeth tremble…
The boy was intellectually challenged and didn't know that candied hawthorn berries are slightly sweet at first and then very sour.
If you have money, buy it all up, then eat it all up, eat it coolly.
By the end, I couldn't bear to look at it; it was so sour it would make my teeth hurt.
Unexpectedly, even listening to it was difficult; it made my whole body tremble!
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Lin Chunyi turned her head, and upon seeing the indescribable expression on her face, she couldn't help but bend over and burst into laughter:
"Hahaha, you ate all of them. I thought you loved them so much that I was planning to avoid the hassle and just buy a whole straw target."
"Why would I buy the whole thing? Do I have money to burn? I was completely out of my mind before. Ugh, just go to hell and stop saying that word. I don't even want to hear it anymore!"
Lin Lanshan raised her hands, pressed on her sister's shoulders to turn her around, and then gently pushed her back with her fist.
Candied hawthorn berries really are poisonous! Just thinking about it now makes her molars feel sore and weak again.
Lin Lanshan clenched her teeth hard, then sucked in some saliva between her teeth and swallowed it.
No, I need to eat something really oily and spicy for lunch today to neutralize this awful sourness!
Just past noon, the two sisters put down their farm tools, washed their hands, and went back to the main room to eat.
Whenever they need to do some tiring work, they will cook extra food a day in advance and put it in their online space.
Once you've finished your work, you can just take it out and eat it.
After all, nobody wants to bend over and stretch all morning, finally sit down to rest for a bit, only to have to get up and cook...
The staple food today is rice, as usual.
The dishes consisted of a plate of stir-fried eggplant with cured pork, a plate of cold lettuce salad, and a large bowl of winter melon and meatball soup.
For two people, one rice dish, one meat dish, one vegetable dish, and one soup is just right!
Lin Lanshan picked up the bowl, put some vegetables in it, added a small spoonful of chili sauce, stirred it a few times, and then began to wolf it down.
"Don't eat too fast, it's bad for your stomach."
"No, I can't slow down. My stomach is screaming; it's saying it's starving!" With that, she stuffed another big mouthful into her mouth.
Lin Chunyi lowered her head, picked up a piece of cured meat, and put it in her mouth along with a mouthful of rice.
She prefers to eat rice and vegetables separately rather than mixing them with rice.
Lin Chunyi had only chewed a couple of times when she heard what sounded like some movement in the distance.
She chewed quickly again, swallowed, and said, "Lanshan, did you hear anything?"
Lin Lanshan stopped what she was doing, holding the bowl, and closed her eyes to listen carefully...
It sounded like a strong wind howling. "Is it going to rain? It's broad daylight, why is there a sudden strong wind?"
Lin Chunyi frowned, got up and walked outside, "It doesn't sound like the wind..."
Before I even reached the door, there was a sudden loud bang, as if some unidentified heavy object had fallen to the ground in the yard.
"Holy crap, what a commotion! What happened? Did a meteorite fall from the sky?" Lin Lanshan was so startled that she didn't even have time to put down her bowl and chopsticks. She grabbed one in her left hand and two in her right and ran out the door.
The inner courtyard was small and completely open. As usual, it was empty, with nothing much to see.
Without saying a word, the two sisters ran out into the outer courtyard again.
They had just stepped over the threshold when they looked outside and froze on the spot.
Lin Lanshan took two steps forward, then turned around, pointed to a lump on the ground, and said uncertainly to her sister:
"Sis, is this... this our newbie gift pack for transmigrating, part two? Why is the delay so long? And the gift pack is so..."
mean!
Lin Chunyi rolled her eyes. "You really know how to think."
My sister's thought process has always been quite peculiar.
To consider a bloody, dead sheep that falls from the sky and crashes to the ground as a newbie gift from God is truly something else.
"Wow~ I've never seen mutton falling from the sky before. Where did it come from?" Turns out, it really does rain mutton fillings from the sky...
Lin Chunyi joked in a very good mood, "You said it fell from the sky, so of course it's from heaven~"
The two looked up at the sky at the same time, and a gust of wind blew by, and a dark shadow flashed past their eyes.
They instinctively covered their eyes with their hands.
Then came a bird's call, "Dilili!"
A familiar voice rang out in the courtyard.
"Idiot...idiot?" Lin Lanshan's face showed disbelief and great surprise.
"Chirp chirp chirp!" I'm back!
A large bird with grayish-white feathers stood proudly beside the dead lamb.
Its movements and demeanor were just as majestic and spirited as they were during the first few days after it arrived.
"Idiot, did you catch this?" Lin Chunyi asked, pointing at the dead sheep.
The idiot nodded, chattered away for a while, and then straightened his neck, waiting for praise.
Actually, the clever and witty silly egg had already said a few days ago when it flew away that it had gone out to find meat.
Unfortunately, neither of the two people in the family understands bird language, so they both mistakenly thought it was angry and left, never to return...
Actually, it shouldn't have taken this long, but it had only been flying out of the mountain for a short while when it encountered that stinky bird that had attacked it before!
Good heavens, birds of prey are bound to be extremely hostile when they meet!
What's more, it was idiot who spotted the bird in poor condition first from the sky.
The idiot immediately decided to launch a sneak attack!