books44 Chapter 190 My Sister is a Comedian
Chapter 190 My Sister is a Comedian
Lin Lanshan chuckled and shook her head. "I don't have any eye problems, but I'm definitely getting conjunctivitis soon~"
"Sis, you don't know how lucky you are! If we hadn't arrived so late, I definitely would have snatched a few from you!"
Her eyes sparkled as she stared at the large, fluffy ball of fur in her sister's arms, vying for attention with Tuanyuan and Ankang, and asked:
"Did you give these squirrels some kind of magic potion? Why are they so clingy to you?"
"What kind of magic potion could I possibly have? It was just a misunderstanding between the greedy rats and the pet over who was fighting over their master because of a few fruits," Lin Chunyi replied with her head down, her hands busy at work.
She stretched out her arms, creating a two-foot-wide "boundary" between them, while also offering advice:
"Shut up, all of you! If you keep fighting like this, you'll all have your winter fur chewed off by each other."
Even she herself was covered in fur and feathers, and her nose was itchy, making her want to sneeze.
Just as she wished, Lin Chunyi couldn't help but withdraw one hand, rub her nose with the back of her hand, and immediately let out a loud sneeze, "Ah... Achoo!"
He shuddered violently, and the sound was deafening.
The squirrels were startled and immediately quieted down, ceasing their grumbling and cursing at Tuanyuan Ankang across the "Chu River and Han Border".
"Hahaha, little squirrels, if you want any fruit, you can come and get it from me. No more fighting! You've almost torn the feathers off my Tuanyuan and Ankang."
Lin Lanshan said it casually, but that was only because she could see at a glance that her pet was not injured.
A few scratches and a few feathers falling off, just consider it the change of seasons.
The leader of the squirrel group, who was also one of the three little squirrels they had met at the beginning, darted around with her eyes and called her companions to come over to Lin Lanshan's side.
"Squeak!" "Squeak!" "..."
Lin Lanshan sat on Taozi's back, just bending over and smiling as she looked down at them, like a big shot.
The squirrels stretched their necks and hopped around on the ground.
It's not that they can't climb up, it's just that Peach doesn't seem very happy right now. Her front and hind hooves keep swinging outwards, as if anyone who comes near will get a kick from her.
Peach's inner thoughts: While it's away, I'm going to beat up its best friend and best brother. I'll never like these bad squirrels again, hmph!
"Sis, what do these little squirrels want to eat? You didn't take out your treasured strawberries, did you?" she asked in surprise, then patted Peach's back to reassure her.
"How could that be! I wouldn't even eat those myself! They're jujubes. I just took a few to apologize to Tuanyuan and Ankang."
"what?"
"Speaking of which, you were partly responsible for this too! You were only thinking about chasing the pigs, so you just casually hung An'an and Kang Kang on a tree and ran away."
I didn't have time to think, so I just hung up... When I came back, they were so scared in mid-air they were practically screaming themselves hoarse. How could they not be angry with me?
Lin Lanshan looked up at the tall tree, which was over ten meters high, that she had climbed over, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed. She even thought of taking a few fruits for her beloved pet.
"Hahaha, this is a bad topic, let's skip it~" She touched her nose and changed her posture to continue sitting.
Lin Chunyi ignored Lin Lanshan and rolled her eyes at her.
Actually, when Lin Lanshan first arrived, she already wanted to say it! Other people have a dream man who is a peerless hero, who will come to marry them wearing golden armor and riding on colorful auspicious clouds.
She's pretty good too!
She has a sister who is a natural comedian; she can sit cross-legged on the back of a mule, pulling a bloody wild boar while holding a rope tightly, and emerge from the woods with a blade of grass in her mouth...
It's both speechless and hilarious.
Excellent, fantastic! This kind of entrance is truly outstanding, standing out from the crowd!
"Are you performing acrobatics? Get down right now! How much longer am I supposed to crane my neck to talk to you like this?"
"Alright!" Lin Lanshan tossed the rope aside, straightened her legs, and jumped down to the ground.
As soon as they landed, the squirrels used the same trick they used on Lin Chunyi on her, squeaking loudly.
Tiny paws standing upright, tugging at the hem of the pants; adorable little eyes; soft, slightly disheveled fur...
Yeah, they are just too cute~ Oh well, I'll forgive these little guys.
Give your pets some extra treats later to help them recover their lost feathers.
Lin Lanshan squatted down, took out a bamboo knife, cut a jujube in half, and gave it to the two squirrels closest to her.
After the fruit was distributed to the squirrels, they ate quietly on the side.
Then she beckoned Tuanyuan and Ankang over, patting each of their heads, "Oh my darlings, look at how messy you are, and you even got into a fight with your new friend."
"Quack~"
Hmph, how dare they steal their owner's hug right under their noses! Who can stand that? They certainly can't! Without further ado, let's get to it!
"Cuckoo~"
They're a little sad because a few of their owner's favorite beautiful feathers have been damaged...
The two sisters haven't fully grasped the meaning of their "chicken talk and goose babbling" yet.
But I can understand the general meaning: An An Kang Kang is still in good spirits, although he doesn't speak anymore, he can still talk. As for Tuan Tuan and Yuan Yuan, they are probably complaining and seeking comfort in a wronged manner.
"It's nothing, it's nothing. Look, what's this?" Lin Lanshan waved her two fists in front of them, then opened them, revealing two bright green fruits on each side.
Tuanyuan and Ankang nuzzled her hand and happily took their own.
The great war has finally come to a complete end, and both sides are now at peace.
Lin Chunyi then noticed that the wild boar her sister had brought back had two wounds on its neck, one of which was a knife wound.
He frowned and asked, "Why are you using a knife? Did it attack you? Are you alright?"
Lin Lanshan's face stiffened slightly, and she felt cold sweat about to break out on her forehead.
From the very first day they arrived, the two sisters remembered the adage: when killing, finish them off. No matter what they were dealing with, they couldn't be careless; they had to wait until the enemy was completely dead before getting close.
She actually got fooled by a wild boar faking its death! Should she really tell everyone? It's so embarrassing! And she might even get yelled at, boohoo…
No, I have to fight for my reputation first, let's bluff first!
"Sis, let me tell you, this wild boar is quite intelligent! When we were chasing it, Peach tripped over a protruding tree root and almost fell, and the wild boar immediately turned around and attacked us!"
It almost got close to me! Luckily, I reacted quickly and shot it with an arrow, then threw a throwing knife at it before it fell. Don't worry, we weren't hurt at all.
She patted her chest forcefully, so hard because she felt guilty that she almost vomited.
"..." Peach's eyes widened in surprise.
There was three parts disbelief, five parts speechless frustration, and two parts contempt for the master.