Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Chapter 477 Bright Laboratory 19

"Well, I'm back. I had a lot of fun today." Xu Ye answered seriously.

As for what they were "playing" with, the two of them knew it well.

Zhang Meng was watching them from the side, always feeling that the atmosphere was strange, and he felt like he was isolated and couldn't get a word in.

But as for how to be isolated, I couldn’t tell for a while.

He scratched his head and quickly pushed down the raised strand of hair to maintain a good image.

The audience in the live broadcast room were speechless. They squatted in front of the screen for N days and discovered something strange about Zhang Meng.

This person is so special when it comes to doing things and sleeping...

For example, you must maintain the most perfect image at all times, sit beautifully, and choose a good-looking profile angle. When standing up, your back should be straight and there should be no wrinkles on your clothes.

The most speechless thing is that he has to maintain a "graceful" posture even when sleeping, and never moves around at night.

Not to mention messing up your hair the next morning.

Simply, he can perform better than idols...

Not letting him enter the entertainment industry is really humiliating.

But everyone felt relieved once they thought that the other person was someone who was ruthless enough to dig out his own flesh every day in order to lose weight.

"I bet, this Zhang Meng must be so beautiful that he would kill himself just to be beautiful."

"You said what would happen if I entered the ghost story?"

"Then I must be starving to death. My mother calls me that every day."

"My husband is a toilet trick. He squats in there and poops all day long."

"My wife is nagging and my mother is trying to get married..."

This topic was a bit overwhelming from the beginning, and the audience couldn't help but use their imagination.

It can be seen that people are not so repelled by being weird now.

In other words, there is a sense of powerlessness that has been resigned to fate.

……

The next day, at four o'clock in the morning, it was just before dawn.

Zhang Meng sat up from the bed, folded his quilt elegantly, ate two pieces of bread, put on protective clothing and went out.

"Are you leaving?" A male voice came from behind.

Zhang Meng didn't look back and said smoothly: "Yes, I'm sorry to wake you up."

"Have you ever wondered why you need surgery every day?"

Zhang Meng trembled all over and said nothing.

He couldn't say the word "fat" no matter what.

But Xu Ye held him back, as if he wanted to find an answer.

Zhang Meng shivered even more violently, crying, and his tears were like broken beads, ticking endlessly: "You saw it yesterday, you must think I'm disgusting."

"Do you feel like vomiting?"

"Don't worry, I'll apply to change dormitories right now, and I won't show up in front of you again."

With that said, he broke away from Xu Ye and ran away from the door.

???

Xu Ye was confused.

What, why are you crying again? Did he just call him fat?

Xu Ye once again recalled everything he had said since he opened his eyes in the morning, and made sure that it was really not his problem.

He was relieved and rushed towards the corridor, grabbed Zhang Meng back, pressed him against the wall, and slapped him twice.

He also found Tuan's unworn socks and stuffed them into the man's mouth.

The tears in Zhang Meng's eyes became more intense, but this time he couldn't cry out.

"Finally we can communicate normally." Xu Ye nodded with satisfaction, put a hand on the person, and continued to speak:

"Have you ever wondered why you need surgery every day?"

"According to my observation, your daily intake seems to be only two slices of bread, right? How did you gain an extra two hundred pounds of meat?"

"Don't tell me you were born like this. Even if you gain weight at the rate you used to, there is no way you can gain 200 pounds a day."

Xu Ye took out the reagent in his arms, which was the "growth factor" that Zhang Meng drank every day.

"The answer is right here."

Ever since he easily configured this thing yesterday, Xu Ye felt something was wrong.

The growth factors are said to promote wound healing on the surface of human skin.

When did he have this ability? Even such a good thing can be made.

Xu Ye felt a little elated at the time, almost thinking that he had grown up and become more awesome.

However, after a burst of ecstasy, his reason finally brought him back, and he began to carefully examine the potion in his hand, and finally he discovered something fishy:

"This thing can indeed promote wound healing, but the side effect is fattening."

While helping people treat their wounds, they gain weight. After obesity, surgery and treatment are performed again.

So after Zhang Meng really used this thing, he was trapped in an infinite loop.

The boy opposite opened his eyes suddenly with an incredible expression.

The eyes were filled with mist, and they were about to drip down.

Xu Ye said to him angrily: "If you cry again, I won't mind throwing you out of the window."

The broken bead stopped, leaving only water mist swirling in the little boy's eyes.

Zhang Meng's appearance is not very good-looking, he can only be handsome. When she cries like this, she really feels a little more charming.

I don’t know if I’m pretending on purpose, or if I’m just born to cry so beautifully.

These messy thoughts were naturally incomprehensible in front of Xu Ye, which was equivalent to being completely blind.

When he saw that the person finally calmed down, he took out the sock stuffed in his mouth.

Zhang Meng's face turned pale, as if he was remembering something: "No wonder it wasn't like this when I first came here."

Xu Ye: "What?"

"In the first operation, I only took out a few kilograms of meat, and it took three days for the growth factors to repair."

"The effect is only slightly better than ordinary liposuction surgery."

"They must be treating me as a test subject."

Xu Ye was speechless: "You just know?"

"It's not this. I said it's not an experimental subject for studying growth factors." Zhang Meng said, "It's meat... sarcoma."

He was born with a special physique, and he was one of those who would gain two kilograms of meat if he drank cold water.

It is true that drinking water will make you grow fat. Zhang Meng has seen many people who claim that they have grown fat by drinking cold water. At first, he thought he had met someone of the same kind and was overjoyed.

Later, after spending more time in contact, I gradually discovered it.

These so-called people who claim to "drink water and grow meat" are all lying. They either show off their big chicken legs in the morning or eat vegetables for lunch, but they can’t help but show off two pounds of snacks in the afternoon. In the end, I still kept saying things like "Why can't I lose weight?" and "Drink water to gain weight."

Anyway, in the end, Zhang Meng discovered that the only one who really "drank water to grow fat" was himself.

He is the alien inside.

He worked harder than anyone else to lose weight, but the results were the worst.

"The laboratory used me as a research subject to develop a formula for people to grow fat quickly. I am afraid that all subsequent growth factors were mixed with this..." Zhang Meng said with a white face.

He thought he was losing weight, but little did he know...

Xu Ye put him down completely and patted his messed up clothes: "It's good that you know. You can say a few more nice words and hide behind me. I'll make sure no one dares to touch..."

Zhang Meng stepped out of the room with one foot and walked towards the direction of the laboratory.

He turned around and said seriously:

"But I've really lost weight, haven't I?"