Chapter 203 The Chip Man is a Scheming Bitch
Chapter 203 The Chip Man is a Scheming Bitch
Zhang Yuanyang came back from a business trip. When he got home, he found that the house was tidy and spotless.
It was completely different from what she had expected, with the place being a mess everywhere.
You know, she is the only one who cleans the house. Her husband and children don't even touch it, and their socks and underwear are thrown everywhere.
I was on a business trip for a few days. When I got home, the pots and pans in the sink were still there. The water in the sink had become smelly, but I didn't take care of it.
The sofa, bed and table were all messy, which was very upsetting to look at.
What's going on this time? Has someone in my family changed their gender?
Just as she was thinking about it, her husband came out pushing a robot, "Dangdangdang, honey, look, the house is clean and tidy, right? This is all thanks to Xiaomei."
"Xiao Mei?"
"Yes. This is the new robot I bought. It's not only beautiful, but also can do everything." Fuhou looked like he was asking for praise.
Zhang Yuanyang didn't know what to say. When she was tired of doing housework, she suggested buying a robot. Her husband said, "Why waste the money? If you don't want to do it, just leave it there and do it later."
I didn't expect that after I was away on a business trip for half a month, he couldn't stand the situation at home and didn't want to clean up, so he bought it so quickly without even discussing it with me.
But she quickly accepted the robot because it was easier for her to relax when someone else was doing the work.
But what she didn't know was that this robot was no simple robot. It could activate its emotional mode. Once activated, it could experience joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, and even express praise, just like a human.
Coupled with its perfect figure, soft and delicate skin like a human, and beautiful face, which is so delicate that it seems to be broken, not to mention men, even women would be moved when they see it.
So, when Zhang Yuanyang came back from another business trip, she immediately found out that her husband was having an affair with a robot... She was so angry that she couldn't accept it and filed for divorce.
What made her even angrier was that her two children were unwilling to follow her, saying she wasn't as gentle and considerate as a robot mother and that they wanted a robot to be their mother in the future.
Zhang Yuanyang: I've thought of countless reasons for divorce, but I never thought I'd be defeated by a robot one day!
Even though the children don't live with her, she still has to pay child support every month.
The little money they got in the divorce was just enough to support the children until they turned 18. In other words, she was kicked out of the house.
Zhang Yuanyang was devastated and depressed for several years. Only then did she begin to live her life again. Living alone is actually quite beautiful. How could there be so many trivial things?
My mood improved, my state of mind improved, and my career actually took off. A few years later, I became a senior executive in the company, earning a million dollars a year.
But one day, two men blocked her way and cried bitterly, saying that they were wrong and wanted to live with her and provide for her in her old age.
Zhang Yuanyang looked at the two children and felt a little sad.
The two children did behave very well for a while, which gradually made Zhang Yuanyang let down her guard.
But she was too relieved. Two people stole her ID card and took out a loan. She was overwhelmed by calls from various loan companies. She spent the rest of her life paying off debts.
Her two children took the money and upgraded Xiaomei's program, and the family lived together happily again.
"I want that family to be in debt for the rest of their lives!" Zhang Yuanyang said angrily.
"As you wish!" After saying that, Sheng Jiang disappeared.
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As soon as Sheng Jiang got home, he paid and pushed the robot out, "Honey, look at how clean our house is, right? This is all thanks to Xiao Mei."
Ginger looked at the robot and smiled, "That's great."
In the middle of the night, Sheng Jiang found Xiao Mei. A robot, actually looking at the moon?
Seeing the ginger, he continued to look at the moon and said in a stiff tone, "The moon is so beautiful today."
A robot has actually learned human emotions? It can even express feelings?
Ginger leaned close to it and pressed the switch on its waist to prevent it from shutting down automatically. He then poured a basin of cold water on it. Instantly, a "sizzling" sound was heard.
"Alert! Alert! Robot Xiaomei will self-destruct"
"Alert! Alert! Robot Xiaomei will self-destruct"
Sheng Jiang quickly set up a barrier and watched helplessly as this large living robot turned into a piece of scrap metal.
Well, at least it can be sold for some money, right?
As the robot self-destructed, a woman's soul floated out from inside.
Ha, it turns out it was Bai Yueguang who paid, Bai Ranran.
Few people knew about Bai Yueguang's payment because she had died in an accident during high school. The two of them had only been secretly dating for a while.
After Bai Ranran died, Qianfu was depressed for a long time. It was not until he was almost 30 that he got married under the urging of his family.
The reason he bought this robot this time was because he felt that Xiaomei gave him a very familiar feeling.
Oh my god! You think of a robot as your first love?
In the past, people were in love with fairies, some were in love with monsters, and some were in love with ghosts. Now, there is also love between humans and machines?
"Who are you? Why did you destroy my body?" Bai Ranran asked angrily.
“I am the mistress of this house.”
"You're talking nonsense, I'm the mistress of this house!"
"You're a robot, how come you're so excited? The man of this house is called Qianfu. I'm his wife, so of course I'm the mistress."
"He's actually married?"
"Of course, they already have two children. I say, you've been in this family for a while, right? How come you didn't know he was married?"
"I hadn't activated the emotional stranger function before. My body is a robot. If my master doesn't give me input, I can't recognize anything else."
"So once you're in emotional mode, you can take control of the robot's body, correct?"
"Yes. No, how do you know so clearly?"
“Because I study robots.”
Sheng Jiang nodded at Bai Ranran and said, "You haven't reincarnated in all these years. Instead, you come here to ask for payment. What do you want?"
"Back then, we were writing love letters in private, and my family found out. They thought my family wasn't well off, and that it was shameful for me to be in a relationship, so they beat me up. I was so angry that I wanted to elope with him.
We agreed on a date, but I waited for him for a long time that night and he didn't show up. Then I was raped by a drunk man who passed by.
I hated him! But I was unwilling to accept it, so I wanted to ask him why he broke the promise in the first place!
I happened to be passing by a company that makes robots, and I saw that they were actually trying to set up emotional experience modes for the robots. So I possessed the chip and ended up here.
Sheng Jiang understood. "Logically speaking, you should have hated him in your previous life. Why did you end up living with him?"
"He said that his parents locked him in his room that day and he couldn't leave, so he didn't come to me. And he had no choice but to get married and have children. He asked me to wait for him. If he gave me time, he would definitely divorce his wife."
"So you believe it?"
Ginger is speechless. When alive, he was a love-brained person, and even after death, he was still a love-brained person.
Isn't this the story from Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio? She sponsored a scholar to take the imperial examination. The scholar married her as promised. But soon after, she hooked up with the daughter of her superior and killed her. After her death, she became a ghost and went looking for revenge on the scholar. But she was deceived by him again.
"I will never be deceived by him in this life! I will kill him!"
Ginger looked at the angry Bai Ranran and thought that he would have fresh melon to eat every day, hehe.
The next day, Sheng Jiang said to Qianfu, "It's so lonely to have only one smart robot at home. Why not replace everything with smart ones? For example, one that can automatically open the toilet lid, automatically raise and lower the clothes hanger, and automatically draw the curtains. It can also chat with you whenever you want. Let's install all of them."
This way, our home will be fully intelligent and high-tech. We won’t have to do anything by ourselves, which is wonderful to think about.”
"What about our previous robot Xiaomei?"
"Oh, it got flooded last night and won't turn on today. I think it's a dead machine. I've already called the factory and they'll send it back once it's fixed."
After the whole house was equipped with smart devices, Sheng Jiang found an excuse to go on a business trip, stayed in a hotel, and ate melons with Duoduo every day.
Because Ginger was not at home and the house was without the robot nanny, it became a mess again.
Every morning, the two kids are in a state of chaos.
Daughter: "Dad, I'm going to be late for school, why didn't you call us?"
"I'm sorry, baby. Daddy isn't up either."
"Mom is at home, she won't let us be late"
Son, "Dad, what should I wear today?"
"You should wear what you wore yesterday first."
"I'm not. The dress is torn. It's embarrassing."
"Then I'll find it for you."
"If my mother was at home, she would have prepared it for me a long time ago."
After a flurry of activity, it was already 7:40.
"Dad, if we don't leave now we're really going to be late!"
After finally sending my two children to school, I returned home, paid the bill, and looked at the mess on the table. I didn't want to move and just wanted to lie in bed and catch up on my sleep.
A week later, Payment called Ginger.
"Hubby, I'm still out of town and can't go back. Please hold on for a while longer. Thank you for your hard work, husband."
Payment: I seriously suspect that you just don’t want to do housework, don’t want to take care of children, and are shirking your responsibilities!
A few days later, Fanqie couldn't stand the smell in the house anymore. It was everywhere, and even opening the windows wouldn't get rid of it. Furthermore, a mouse appeared in my daughter's room, scaring her and making her scream.
I didn't want to clean up after paying for it myself, so I paid for a housekeeping service to come to my house.
The housekeeper was very efficient and cleaned up quickly. But when he was flushing the toilet, water suddenly gushed out and splashed all over him.
When hanging clothes, the smart clothesline refused to lower, and they had to stand on a stool to reach it.
The housekeeper was horrified. This was too weird. He took the money and ran away, never wanting to work there again. He also told other housekeeping companies about it.
The house soon became a mess again, like a pigsty.
There was no way to pay, so he started to clean up by himself. After he finished washing the clothes, he said to the clothesline, "Xiaofang, Xiaofang, lower the clothesline."
Bai Ranran, who was possessed by the clothesline, said, "If you don't lower it, then don't lower it!"
Payment:??? Why is this smart phone talking back?
"Xiaofang, Xiaofang, lower the clothesline."
"No surrender, no surrender means no surrender!"
"Xiaofang, you've gone too far. I'm your master, and you must obey my orders."
"I am your master, you must obey my orders."
Payment: ...In the end I still had to hang the clothes manually.
Pay to use the restroom, "Xiaozhi Xiaozhi, open the toilet lid."
"The toilet lid is open"
As soon as he sat down to pay, the toilet lid slid down, pinching him. He was so scared that he broke the stone.
"Ash-chan, open the toilet lid."
"Master, the toilet lid is open"
"Xiaozhi, are you blind? The toilet lid pinched me."
"Master, Xiaozhi can't detect it."
"Shit! Can't you detect me when I'm this big?"
"Sorry, Master, it cannot be detected."
I was so angry about the payment. In the end, I cancelled the smart function and pushed the toilet lid up manually.
I don't want to cook when paying, I want to order takeout.
"Master, do you want to break through yourself?"
"What do you mean?"
"Xiaodu sees that you have been too tired recently, so I want to give you some nourishment."
"You are more reliable," I am relieved to pay, "unlike other smart phones, which only make people angry"
"Ding, Master, I have ordered the perfect nourishing confinement meal for you."
Pay almost vomited blood, "I'm a man! A man! Xiaodu, can't you recognize my gender?"
"Sorry, Master, I didn't recognize it. Then I'll order four servings of bullwhip for you."
"Damn it! Xiaodu, are you trying to kill me? I thought you were different from other intelligent beings. You idiot! Order again."
"Okay, Master. I've placed an order for 5 kg of fresh Alba truffles for you. Ding, the balance is insufficient, so I've mortgaged the house."
"Damn! Xiaodu, cancel it now! You want to kill me?"
"I do not!"
"Cancel!"
"No!"
"Xiaodu, do you believe I can unplug you right now?"
"I won't cancel even if I pull it out! I'll piss you off!"
Just like that, the Fu family lost their house due to Bai Ranran's outrageous actions.
Sheng Jiang was still at the hotel. But she certainly couldn't just mortgage the house for nothing, so she had already secretly stolen the money back.
"Wife, our family's smart phone has rebelled. We have lost our house." Qianfu cried to Shengjiang.
"Oh."
"Wife, when will you come back? We have no place to live."
"Oh, I'm abroad. I haven't been back in recent years."
As long as I run fast, what does it matter if I owe money? They can't catch up with me anyway. As for how they live, I don't care.
With no money left, he rented a place in a village in the city with his children. It was even further away from his workplace. He had to get up at 4 a.m. every morning to prepare breakfast and take the children to school.
I get home after 10 o'clock in the evening, and I still have to cook for the children and help them with their homework. I am more tired than working like an ox or a horse.
The two children were having trouble adapting to the new environment. Furthermore, debt collectors were coming to their house and threatening them every day, causing their academic performance to decline.
After paying, he called Sheng Jiang again and said, "Honey, please come back soon."
"What are you going back for? To inherit your debts?"
"You!" Fuqian took a deep breath. "If you don't come back, will you leave the children alone?"
"Don't the children have you? They don't like me, so I won't go back and offend you."
No matter what the payment said, Ginger just wouldn't go back.
Unable to pay back the loan, the interest compounded, and the outstanding debt grew. Finally, I realized I'd need to work for 40 years to pay it off?! That means even if I retired at 60, I'd still have to work for another 20 years!
What a life of a beast of burden!
What’s even more infuriating is that not only he, but also his two children have to pay off the debt together. After all, the son pays the father’s debt.
Later, when he couldn't pay his bills anymore, his children unplugged his oxygen tank. "It's all your fault for owing so much money. If it weren't for you, neither of us would have been working for others our entire lives!"
Sheng Jiang didn't call the police. If these two were to eat for free, who would work to pay off their debts?
After all, she was the one who collected the money from the loan company. Although she had only set up this loan company, she only lent money to the payer.
When both children were unable to work, Ginger asked Huan to take them away.
The whole family, including Bai Ranran, should go to the underworld to work. I heard that the underworld has launched many new businesses.
Bai Ranran: Holy crap! I'm about to be reincarnated, and they still want me to work?
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