Quick Travel: Jing Yuan's Wanderings

Chapter 108 Senior Brother Does Not Come Down the Mountain (Misunderstanding) 7

Seeing the embarrassment of the melon seller in front of him, as if he wished he could turn into a mouse and find a hole to crawl into, the middle-aged uncle coughed lightly and slightly restrained his mocking tone.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore.

This person is Madam Jiang from Cuihonglou. She is here to buy you a watermelon. Go quickly."

When Lieutenant General Jing Yuan heard this, his expressionless face instantly wrinkled into embarrassment, and his voice suddenly rose two pitches, his tone full of suspicion:

"Cuihonglou! Brothel?

No, no, if my wife knew about this, she would definitely break my legs."

After saying that, he tightened his straps, turned around and prepared to run.

Unexpectedly, someone grabbed the backpack and I couldn't escape.

Seeing people looking back at him in confusion, the middle-aged man, who always had a kind face and a smile like Maitreya Buddha, rarely spoke harshly:

"Huh? Why are you walking? You haven't sold your watermelons yet!

No, who told you that Cuihonglou is a brothel?

It’s a legitimate restaurant.

Mother Jiang, whose given name is 'Cui', makes excellent daughter's red wine.

That's why it has such an elegant name!

In the surrounding villages, any kind-hearted family that has given birth to a daughter would scramble to buy a few jars of the best daughter's red wine and then bury the wine in their own yard.

How come it becomes a brothel when you say it?

Fortunately, Mother Jiang is old and a little hard of hearing now, otherwise you would be in big trouble.

Tsk, you look honest and don’t seem like a playboy, so I’ll let you off this time.

If you continue to talk nonsense and tarnish the reputation of Cuihonglou, I, Old Sun, will not spare you with my fists. "

Well, I had a preconceived notion and I spoke too quickly, which made the other person angry.

The other party had a bad look on his face, his fists clenched so hard that they made a clattering sound, and he looked very threatening.

I always feel that if I don't know what's good for me, a fist will be placed in my eye socket in the next second.

Having made the mistake first, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan immediately bowed and apologized:

"I'm sorry, bro.

You, please be magnanimous and don't bother to argue with me, a little ignorant person who came down from the mountains.

I don't know how much a jar of this daughter's red wine costs.

If I sell all the watermelons in the basket, will it be enough to buy two jars?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a clear female voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"A jar of our Cuihonglou's daughter's red wine costs anywhere from 200 coins to 200 taels of silver.

I once ate this watermelon in Hezhou Prefecture a few years ago.

In the hot summer, mom, I've been craving for this for a long time.

If your watermelon is good and I am happy eating it, it is not impossible to exchange it for two jars of daughter's red wine worth twenty or thirty taels of silver."

"Oh, I see, the sun hasn't risen from the west yet?

What's wrong with Mother Wang? She has become more generous!

Since I, Old Sun, helped you stop it, this watermelon seller, for the sake of brotherhood, can you spare me a bite and have a taste?

I have eaten pumpkin and winter melon, but damn, I have never eaten watermelon!

I don't know what it tastes like?

After all, Mrs. Wang is very knowledgeable!

As expected, she served the Imperial Concubine in the previous dynasty."

“Okay, you’ll have to eat something.

Nephew, let's go! Let's go back to Cuihonglou first."

After saying that, she twisted her slender waist and walked back seductively.

Looking at Sun Erfu, my saliva was flowing.

A widow and a widower!

What a perfect marriage!

What a pity, people don’t look down on their own…belly.

Roast chicken, roast duck, and roast whole lamb are so damn delicious that I really can’t lose weight at all.

Alas, sorrow.

I just hope that every now and then, without any name or status, I can go and warm the bed.

Lieutenant General Jing Yuan, who had no chance to say a word, shook his head helplessly and followed the two into Cuihong Tower.

If he were to ask him, it would be better to change it to "Drunk in the Red Tower", which would be more appropriate and nice.

As soon as he arrived at the lobby, a smart guy ran up and tried to take the backpack from his back.

Unexpectedly, due to his frail body, he used all his strength to defecate, but still couldn't lift it.

So, a kind suggestion was made.

"It's okay, this watermelon is too heavy, let's carry it together!"

Although it is said to be lifting, in fact, the center of gravity is on Lieutenant General Jing Yuan. How can a child of fifteen or sixteen years old do heavy work?

I just took a watermelon out of the basket and put it on the table. Someone came over with a kitchen knife.

'Boom! '

As soon as the blade of the knife touched the rind, the watermelon split open.

The fruity aroma filled the air, and Mother Wang took a deep sniff with satisfaction.

Then she took a piece of watermelon and ate it gracefully.

I spit the melon seeds into my handkerchief and couldn't help but praise: What a good melon.

"Nephew, tell me, do you want silver or do you want to exchange it for our daughter's red wine?"

"Daughter's red wine." Lieutenant General Jing Yuan answered firmly.

Mother Wang smiled happily, and was obviously very satisfied with the answer. She waved and told a waiter:

"Xiao Jiang, bring over two jars of 20-liang daughter's red wine, good things come in pairs.

This watermelon is a rare commodity. We can’t let our nephew suffer a loss.”

"Thank you, boss lady."

Lieutenant General Jing Yuan bowed and expressed his gratitude.

After waiting for a while, he took the two jars of wine, carefully put them into the backpack, then said goodbye and left.

Passing by a money shop, he took out 10 gold peanuts and exchanged them for 99 taels of silver and 1000 copper coins.

He walked to a secluded place, put the two jars of wine into the storage bag, and began his journey of stockpiling meat.

When I walked to Zhang’s Pork Shop, I happened to meet a bearded hunter who came to sell roe deer?

After quietly watching the transaction between the two, he suddenly had an idea and decided not to buy the meat and followed the hunter quietly.

The hunter entered the grocery store, bought some food, and was about to go home. Just as he stepped onto the path, a man suddenly appeared in front of him.

Fuck! Robbery?

Li Erzhuang's heart skipped a beat and he immediately pulled out an axe from his backpack to give himself courage.

Lieutenant General Jing Yuan's mouth twitched slightly. The way he was dressed, he looked like an honest farmer. He had nothing to do with bandits, right?

"Don't be afraid, brave man. I have come here to discuss something with you."

Li Erzhuang held the axe tightly, quietly took a half step back, half turned his body, ready to run away at any time.

It turned out that people had misunderstood. Lieutenant General Jing Yuan immediately softened his momentum and spoke in a gentle voice:

"You guessed right, the warrior should be a hunter, right?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Li Erzhuang became so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead.

It turns out that this person has been targeting him for a long time. Ah ah, mother, help me.

If I had known earlier, I would not have relied on my fierce appearance to go down the mountain alone to sell roe deer.

Woo...he is only 17 and hasn’t even got married yet!

"My father hunted a roe deer yesterday and sold it for a tael of silver, which he exchanged for food..."

When the unique boy's voice came out, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan opened his eyes wide in surprise.

This, this...this voice and appearance, it's obvious that they are of different generations!

He pinched his eyebrows helplessly, could it be that he scared a young man?

He decisively took off the backpack and put it into the storage bag. Three seconds later, he took it out again.

With a plop, the axe fell to the ground.

After Li Erzhuang came to his senses, he immediately kowtowed with joy.

"Bye, hello, Master Wushi."

I, Li Erzhuang, am willing to take Master Wu as my master."

What is this all about?

This Li Erzhuang must have read too many novels. He thinks he is a peerless genius and a martial arts master sent from heaven, and he wants to take him as his disciple!

You know what, Lieutenant General Jing Yuan actually guessed it right.