Pokemon that travel the wrong way

274. The largest communication exchange in history. . (fog)

By a small river in the forest near Yuanzhu City, a girl with a purple ponytail... ahem, the boy was sitting on the bank, holding a fishing rod in his hand, staring intently at the floating Floats on the river.

Behind her... behind him, there were several bushes that grew in an unnatural position. They swayed slightly from time to time, as if there was something hidden inside.

At this time, the buoy, which had been unresponsive just now, suddenly shook slightly for a few times, and then sank suddenly——

"I'm hooked!" The young man's eyes flashed, and his hands suddenly exerted force. The seemingly slender arms burst out with surprisingly strong force, and directly pulled the creature that had bitten the bait out of the water into the air!

This is a slender silver-gray fish elf with a very distinctive tail that is divided into two pieces. Judging from the sharp short horns on its head and the fangs in its round mouth, this fish is obviously not a carp king. Such an easy target to bully.

"This Iron Cannon Fish is the last one!" The boy dropped the fishing rod, took out a Poké Ball from his waist and threw it out, "Come on, Stupid Fish, kill him!"

As soon as the white light flashed, a fish elf with an earthy brown head and a big head appeared in the river. It looked a little malnourished. It stared at a pair of dead fish eyes with dark circles that had stayed up for at least three days and three nights. It stared at the boy whom the boy called iron. The fishy elf.

In fact, this iron gunfish, which was just passing by for a snack but was suddenly pulled to the surface of the water, was indeed not in a very good mood at the moment. After being stared at by the stupid fish in front of it, it immediately entered a fighting state and opened its mouth. Zhang then sprayed out a jet of water and shot it at the stupid fish.

"(The stupid fish, use water splash to jump directly on the spot!)" The boy waved his hand gently, "(The others are as planned...) Demacia!"

Following the boy's unexplained slogan, the stupid fish, half of its body floating on the water, suddenly swung its tail vigorously and jumped, leaping one or two meters high out of the water, just in time to avoid the water column coming towards it.

Seeing that his attack was easily dodged by the humble opponent, the Iron Cannon Fish's anger level immediately increased. And just when it was about to fire another water gun to finish the damage while the stupid fish was still in the air, a huge purple cobra suddenly appeared from the unnatural bushes not far from the shore, with a pair of fierce lights. The exposed snake eyes stared at the iron gun fish. Iron Cannon Fish suddenly felt like he was like a frog being stared at by a snake, his whole body was paralyzed and unable to move, and he suppressed the water gun skill that was about to reach his mouth.

Immediately afterwards, several more elves emerged from the grass. A black bulldog with a bony horn on its head stared viciously at the immobile Iron Cannon Fish; and beside it, a golden man with bright and gorgeous fur The fox gently shook its nine fluffy big tails at the cannon fish; a big purple bat flapped its four wings and flew into the air, opened its mouth in the direction of the cannon fish and made a piercing noise that made the hair stand on end... …

These messy skills all have one thing in common, that is, the skills themselves do not cause damage, but they will reduce the target's defense - and the defense of the Iron Cannon Fish that was hit by this bunch of debuff skills at once was immediately weakened. A very dangerous point...

With Tiebaoyu's IQ and knowledge, even if he didn't know what "being squatted in the grass" meant, he could still understand that he was definitely being plotted. In a panic, he flicked his tail stiffly and planned to run away. But a big dark purple head with a malicious smile appeared from the shadow under the boy's feet. A dark light shot out from its blood-red eyes and swept over the unlucky water elf, so the Iron Cannon Fish immediately I found that although I didn’t know why, I just couldn’t dive underwater and escape...

"Preparations are complete..." The young man nodded with satisfaction, "Stupid Fish, use impact."

The stupid fish swung its ragged fins, shook its head, and rushed towards the iron gunfish that was about to shed tears...

boom!

The Iron Cannon Fish, whose defense had long been reduced to ashes, suddenly turned into stars in the sky - instant kill.

【每周任务：用笨笨鱼单独击败水系小精灵10/10（一击秒杀5/5），任务完成，奖励金钱+300，通信交换券x1】

"Oh, are you rewarded with communication exchange coupons?" The young...nian - the one who hesitated about gender during the introduction was naturally Xiaoyou Wuwu - took out the extra communication exchange coupons that he got from his backpack after completing the mission and looked at it. Look, "As expected, the elf that can communicate and evolve is a stupid fish."

As early as at the Elf Center in Yuanzhu City, Xiaoyou was thinking about which of his elves would need beautiful scales to evolve. In fact, it is not a difficult question. After all, among the elves in the hands of transvestite trainers, there are only a few that have not evolved. When thinking about evolution, they will need "scales" and "beautiful"... The answer is basically He had already come out...and the weekly tasks he received after leaving the city also confirmed Xiaoyou's guess.

It's just that it's a little difficult for Benbenyu, an elf with the same "powerful" combat power as King Magikarp, to defeat ten wild water elfs alone. At least when fighting against a swamp king that Xiaoyou had caught, Benbenyu was almost crushed into a fish filet by the wet, greasy, and slimy oversized giant salamander-like guy... and half of the blow... The instant kill requirement is even more annoying. You must know that Xiaoyou's stupid fish only has impact skills other than water splash. Although there is a freezing light move in the skill learner, the ability value of this guy has nothing to do with it. Both attacks and special attacks are so bad that it makes people cry...

Fortunately, Xiaoyou quickly found a loophole in the rules - the "defeat alone" judgment stipulated by the system only depends on whether all the damage is caused by the stupid fish, and after experiments, it has been confirmed that if you only get the debuff, don't say you are a grass five friend. There is no problem at all in forming a group of eighteen bronze medalists...

So after a few poor victims like the Iron Cannon Fish appeared, the mission was quickly completed.

"Although I got the exchange coupon so quickly, it seems a bit awkward to turn around and go back to Yuanzhu City now..." Xiaoyou took the communication exchange coupon and looked back in the direction of Yuanzhu City, shook his head hesitantly, and exchanged Put the coupon into your backpack. "Forget it, it's better to wait until the next town to use it."

The transvestite who was talking to herself like this didn't notice half of her head peeking out from the shadow behind her, and the pair of bright red eyes...

The result of negligence is that in a few minutes...

[The system NPC is being generated, please do not move at will...]

"I'll choke you! What's going on?" Xiaoyou stared blankly at the exchange coupons that were originally placed in his backpack.

Still empty, the corners of his mouth twitched for a while before he decisively lowered his head and shouted, "Axu! Get out of here!"

Well, as someone who can take out the Poké Ball from his backpack during the battle at Yuanzhu Gym, Gengar is currently the only suspect...

"Kou Jie~~" Gengar appeared from the shadow, his eyes tilted up 45 degrees, his mouth pouted as if he was whistling...

"Ah! You've become accustomed to seeking death lately, haven't you!?" The angry tomboy grabbed Gengar's head, "Being shaken until you're beaten, right? You get pleasure from being beaten, right? Okay, just wait. !”

In the menu's menu, a few times in the menu, Xiaoyou took out a grass -green tree fruit with a bit like durian: "Knowing that you are not afraid of physical attacks, so I don’t beat you ... but today's lunch ... you This is the only bitter bitter that can be eaten!"

(Friendly popular science: Kulian, average size: 28.0c Hardness: Hard. It is a tree fruit that mainly grows in Fangyuan and Xinao areas. Because the taste is too bitter, except for a few unique Qixing species, most of them Most elves can't help but make a very, very sad expression after eating this stuff directly...)

"Ji, Jie!?" Gengar's expression finally changed from shameless to frightened.

"Hmph..." However, Xiaoyou, who had already entered semi-dark mode, did not feel the slightest pity because of this, "But it's too late!"

"Kou Jie! Kou Jie, Kou Jie!" Gengar danced and struggled desperately.

"It's useless to struggle in vain!" Xiaoyou laughed, "This thing has been added to your luxurious lunch! Just wait...ahem! Where did the sand... come from?"

Xiaoyou spit out the rough gravel that ran into her mouth at some point, raised her head and looked around——

"...Ah, ah?"

Letting go of the hand holding Gengar's head, Xiaoyou looked around with dull eyes... Just now, he should have been in the forest near Yuanzhu City, but in the blink of an eye, he was already standing in a vast expanse of scorching sun. In the middle of a desert plain with howling winds and flying hot sand? And this place looks almost like...

...Uh, that...can't, right?

"Hey, little girl over there!" A loud, rough voice sounded from behind Xiaoyou.

Xiaoyou turned his head stiffly like an unoiled bearing, and saw a red-haired bearded man with a height of at least two meters and a muscular body walking toward him in long strides. By the way, this muscular guy is wearing a tight white T-shirt with a world map and the words "Grand Strategy" printed on it...

"..." Although generally speaking, just smile when you don't know what expression to use to face this kind of situation, but Xiaoyou discovered very sadly that her facial nerves have been temporarily necrotic...

"Hey, little girl! I am the Conqueror King Iskandar. This time I come to the world as a trainer - does this class sound weird?" The muscular man with a loud voice left in a few steps. Xiaoyou stood still in front of him, and a certain transvestite was disheartened to find that his height was still far behind the "Grand Strategy" logo on the opponent's chest. "

Well, anyway, I received a request and made a special trip here to communicate with you! Because I found that the location where I landed was in a forest, so in order to find you quickly, I just pulled you into my inherent barrier - it seems very convenient now! Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiaoyou's facial nerves began to revive: the corners of her mouth twitched and twitched - there were so many fucks that there was no place to use them, right? Just find someone to directly open the king's army...

"However! Not just anyone is qualified to communicate and exchange messages with my conquering king Iskandar!" Before Xiaoyou could say anything, the so-called "his beard's failure alone is worse than anything in recent years." The uncle of "animated character" (Note 1) said directly, "It just so happens that I have already deployed my own barrier. Why don't you just fight with my army?"

"Nani!!?" Xiaoyou was almost frightened to death. Grand strategy uncle’s army? That's tens of thousands of heavily armed men! What’s even more frightening is that these macho men are quite suspected of being gay!

Xiaoyou almost started to think about whether it was too late to disguise herself as a girl...

"Hahahaha!!" Seeing Xiaoyou looking around with a pale face, Iskandar laughed and patted the transvestite on the head - originally he wanted to pat the shoulder, but the height difference was too big and he couldn't reach it. "Don't be nervous! I also know the rules of this world! So in this family, this is my army!"

"...Oh!" Xiaoyou couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Uncle Conqueror King taking out an elf ball with the same color as his beard from his waist and a plush edge on it. It turns out to be an elf battle! That's no problem - even if a mythical beast or something comes out, it will be easier to deal with than tens of thousands of fully armed gays...

Then Xiaoyou saw "Grand Strategy" turning around and throwing the elf ball backwards with almost all his strength: "Come out! My army!"

的 —— The white light of each other shone almost ten seconds. When the white light dissipated, Xiaoyou began to seriously think about a question——

Is it easier to deal with tens of thousands of human fagots armed with cold weapons, or tens of thousands of fire-breathing dragons, water arrows, turtles, Bulbasaur, eagles, needles, bees, Nidokings, rock snakes, powerful rock snakes, powerful monkeys, Gyarados, Savaranga? The giant claw crab, the armored tyrannosaurus, the flying mantis, the electric beast, the duck-billed fire dragon... are they easy to deal with?

Damn, you just caught half of the wild elves in the entire Kanto region and threw them away, right? ?

"As you can see, the battlefield where I appeared is a plain (Xiaoyou: This is obviously a desert, right!?). Unfortunately, I have a slight advantage in terms of numbers (Xiaoyou: You have the nerve to call this ' Click '!?), so...little girl, as long as you support my army for one minute, you will win!"

"I'm not a little girl..." Because there were too many flaws, Xiaoyou could only squeeze out this sentence...

"Hahaha, don't worry about such details!" The Conqueror King laughed loudly, "Don't be too nervous! I will let you go a little bit!"

"Oh……"

"Ravage it!!"

"Hun Dan! Is this a line that is meant to be released!?"

Note 1: This comment comes from the comment video of giggukaz, a venomous foreigner. .