Pokemon that travel the wrong way

262. Are all the frogs in the streets squinting?

————The title of this chapter still has nothing to do with the main text————

Xiaozhi is an idiot and didn't expect it.

Xiaoxia is a girl and has no ability.

Xiaogang is a sister-controller and has no motivation for the unexpected presence of a beautiful older sister.

The bearded man and the bespectacled girl are both technical geeks. They had already gone to check whether the spring water had been damaged earlier, and were not at the scene at all...

So no one stepped forward to catch Chaomeng, who was forced to fall from high altitude again (head down) because he lost the support of the energy field light ball, and then of course...

Boom!

We should be thankful that the bodies of legendary elves are strong enough, otherwise Mewtwo, who was already dying, would have become the first elf in the history of legendary elves to fall to death...

"Mewtwo!" Xiaozhi belatedly realized that there was another small hole in the ground, and then he hurried over to help Mewtwo up. "Xiao Gang, is there any medicine for the elf to heal his injuries? Get it quickly - Mewtwo is seriously injured!"

"Ah, yes!" Xiaogang quickly took out a spray-shaped elf from his backpack and ran over with healing medicine.

"You were...at that time..." A heavy blow to the head woke up Mewtwo, who was almost in a coma. When he opened his eyes, he saw an anxious Xiaozhi. "Why do you want to save me..."

"There is no special reason..." Xiaozhi touched his head and forced a smile, "But when I see the injured elf, there is no reason for me to just stand aside and do nothing, right?"

"...No way, Xiaozhi!" Xiaogang, who had been busy working on Chaomeng for a while with a spray gun, frowned and shouted, "Chaomeng's injury is too serious, and ordinary treatments have no effect at all!"

"No need to waste your efforts..." Chaomeng shook his head slowly, his "voice" showing weakness that could not be concealed. "I know my situation very well. This body has exceeded its limit and is hopeless..."

"Damn! Is there no other way?" Xiaozhi punched the ground in frustration, "By the way...Miss Yurika! Is there any way you can save Chaomeng?"

"..." But there was only silence in response to Xiaozhi.

"Miss Yurika? Miss Yurika, are you listening?"

At this time, Xiaoyou, who was hiding in the dark, was hesitating about the options that appeared in front of him.

"Uh, which one should I choose..." The sudden appearance of the limited-time option to increase presence should have made Xiaoyou no longer even think about when the side mission will be released. "Looking at the situation, Mewtwo's state must be really bad, otherwise the system wouldn't automatically pop up to remind me..."

"It stands to reason that as Team Rocket, we should naturally choose A... But seeing such a weak Mewtwo, Uncle Sakaki might get hot-headed and do something unnecessary - no, it's not possible, but certain! Uncle, he will definitely build several more clothes hanger robots without hesitation... Although there is already a mass-produced Yameng unit, having one more Chaomeng as the commander of the Yameng unit is definitely a good thing, uncle. do not mind……"

"But if you choose b, who knows how far clear water can restore Mewtwo? If Mewtwo is resurrected with full health, we might have to fight again, and we will definitely be scolded by the uncle. "Dun...and if another result occurs and the clear water cannot heal Chaomeng's injury, even though the system says the mission will not fail, what should this guy do if he wants to use this as an excuse to deduct rewards..."

"What should I do?" Xiaoyou looked at Chaomeng and Xiaozhi who were not far away and looked confused. "It seems that if you choose b, you are more likely to be cheated, but if you choose a, Chaomeng will definitely be cheated by the Rockets. Ruined - Although we don't care at all whether this guy was trained to be mentally retarded or a toilet, Team Rocket's reputation is definitely ruined by Xiaozhi, and the image of Team Rocket that was finally whitewashed is ruined... We don’t want Xiaozhi to be put into a sack, tied with rocks and sunk into a clear lake by Boss Sakaki because of this! How can it be repaired! Is this really a conspiracy of the system... Use that hot-blooded idiot Xiaozhi as a hostage to force me to choose more Is that a cheating option?"

Nima even started playing countdown!

"No road race, no road race! Just be quiet!"

"M-Miss Yurika?" Xiaozhi's surprised voice came from the headset.

Tsk, I forgot that the headset was still on...

"...Xiao Zhibo, take Chaomeng to the spring on the island!" Xiao You gritted his teeth, turned off the headset and walkedie-talkie, ran out from behind the hiding rock and shouted to Xiao Zhi. "The water there should help it!"

"Really? Okay!" Although he has some doubts about whether a pool of spring water that tastes worse than the cocoa gizzard made by his mother can save Chaomeng's life, after all, Uncle Hu Zha, a scientist, has identified it. "The best water on the entire planet", Xiaozhi still made a decisive decision. "Xiao Gang, come and help me, let's help Chaomeng over..."

"That's too slow..." Xiaoyou waved his hand and signaled to the elf behind him, "(Yameng, use telekinesis to move Mewtwo.)"

The blue halo of telekinesis lights up on Chaomeng, not to cause harm, but simply to make Chaomeng float in the air and move smoothly. Xiaozhi and Xiaogang naturally said that this was more convenient, but Chaomeng, who was involved, seemed not to be happy...

"Team Rocket...why do you want to help me?" Chaomeng's voice appeared in Xiaoyou's head. Judging from Xiaozhi's reaction, this seemed to be a "private chat channel", "We should be enemies...or should we? , what new conspiracy is this of yours?”

"(Come on, you part-time paranoid chuunibyou!)" Xiaoyou walked at the front with her mouth closed and led the way. At the same time, she deliberately and unceremoniously "said" in the way she usually commanded the elf with her mental power, " (Our goal from the beginning was just to develop this island. By the way, we’re just going to beat you up because you demolished us.

Headquarters! )"

"This, this is!" Chaomeng was shocked, "Can humans also use superpowers!?"

The characteristic of lv2, spiritual communication. According to its instructions, it is possible to have some simple communication with the elves in a non-combat state, but generally speaking it is limited to simple thoughts and emotions. The reason why Xiaoyou tried to use this characteristic to communicate with Mewtwo mentally is because Mewtwo is a legendary elf with super attributes - so far, the effect seems to be very good.

"(...Ah la la, are you scared by this?)" To be honest, Xiaoyou himself was a little surprised by the "private chat" with Chaomeng so smoothly, but with the support of another characteristic, Xiaoyou successfully did it. My face doesn't change color and my heart doesn't beat. "(There are still many things that humans can do.)"

"Including those robots?" Chaomeng showed a very humane expression of contempt - at least Xiaoyou thought it was an expression of contempt.

"...Ah, yes!" Xiaoyou rolled his eyes and replied angrily, "We still have all kinds of high technologies that we haven't come up with yet. If we really wanted to catch you, you would have been finished long ago. ! So don’t be pretentious there—we don’t care about you!”

"If that's the case, then why do you have to save me and just let me disappear..." Chaomeng was unmoved by the pseudo-mother's taunting skills. "Anyway, artificial elves like me shouldn't exist in this world..."

"Ah, he's making his second-year declaration again..." Xiaoyou frowned, having never heard of Chaomeng having such world-weary attributes. "You said you shouldn't exist in this world, so why haven't you seen a thunderbolt from the sky strike you to death for so long?"

"With my strength, just one strike of thunder cannot cause fatal damage to me..."

"..." Xiaoyou stumbled and almost fell down the stairs.

This guy can't communicate or something! Or is it that only middle school students can resonate with each other?

A few minutes later, the group of people, who were still "unblocked" along the way, arrived at the clear spring located in the center of the island. Although several tents have been set up on the grass next to the spring and a lot of research machinery is piled up, there is still no one because Xiaoyou cleared the place beforehand - well, except for two guys who also just arrived...

"Xiao Zhijun...and Miss Yurika? What happened to this little elf?" Dr. Beni and Miss Luna were squatting by the pool. Fortunately, the spring water was not affected at all - of course, for protection. Boss Izumi Sakaki deliberately chose the place to beat Mewtwo on the edge of the island. Looking back, he saw Chaomeng being transported by Xiaoyou (Yameng), and subconsciously asked.

"Mewtwo was seriously injured," Xiaozhi explained, "I think this spring water might be able to save it..."

"So that's it." Dr. Hu Za simply handed over the test tube filled with spring water in his hand, "Let him drink this quickly!"

Xiaozhi took the test tube and carefully poured the clear spring water inside into Chaomeng's open mouth - Yameng, under Xiaoyou's instructions, had already used telekinesis to place Chaomeng in a half-lying position on the grass. By the way, He also opened his mouth...

Even after drinking a pipe full of spring water, Chaomeng's spirit still didn't improve.

"Uh, how could this happen?" The first person to shout was not Xiaozhi, but Dr. Beni who had an expression of disbelief on his face. "This spring water is obviously the most suitable for living things, so it should be equally effective for the injuries of elves? This is unscientific!"

Chaomeng, who was lying on the ground, shook his head: "I told you, my body has exceeded its limit and there is no way I can save it..."

"The effect of clear water is so incredible. If it doesn't work, I guess it's just not drinking enough..." Xiaoyou, who stood aside and thought about it, shrugged and "said" to Chaomeng. "(Chaomeng, the spring water here is said to be the most suitable water for life on this planet?)"

"That's what you seem to be saying, but I am not a naturally occurring life on this planet..."

"If this water can restore you, then it means that you are recognized as a life on this planet, right?"

"...what are you trying to say?"

"I want to say..." Xiaoyou raised his hand, and Ya Meng's eyes lit up behind him. He used his telekinesis to lift Chaomeng up again, and then threw him into the pool. "Remember to hold your breath before entering the water!"

ps: The fourth episode of xy is out, I can’t help but complain about it. .

Frog-kun, who originally thought he only had Xiaozhi's children's shoes, narrowed his eyes, but it turned out that the same was true for Rei Frog from the research institute. . Are those who don’t squint their eyes a rare resource? Fortunately, I thought it was cute. .

The little lolita Yuli Jiazhuang's head-on-the-back fall in Argentina proves that everyone in the elf world has immortality level 1. .

After Kojiro's squid was released, he didn't shoot Kojiro in the face. . Bad review! Even if you can fly and have a gorgeous mental ray, it will still be a bad review!

Still Kojiro. . That thing you just threw out is a damn thing! ? Is it a copycat version of the portable capsule in Dragon Ball? Can tech nerds save the world? Kojiro, if you don't become Team Rocket, the Sasaki family will definitely develop into one of the most powerful business groups in the world, just like Bulma. .

Stallone... I mean Mr. Stallone. . Do you have a distant cousin who is a rebel ninja in Sunagakure? Is your motto "Tech is explosion"? And Xiaozhi, please don’t flash your starry eyes every time. .

Rub your cheek! coach! This skill is so cute that it’s a foul! But at this time, if we let out the smelly mud. . Come and rub. Come and rub. .

And that squid, how you, a mollusk, poked a hole in the evolved Meow Meow hot air balloon. . ?

Finally, the new smart girl Serena still has not joined the team. . Is this the rhythm of dual-line operation? .