books44 Chapter 539 Even if I were to be a dog, an ox, or a horse, I would be willing.
Chapter 539 Even if I were to be a dog, an ox, or a horse, I would be willing.
"Uncle?!"
The moment this childlike yet absurdly chaotic name was uttered, the somewhat tense atmosphere was instantly shattered!
Yuwen Yi was already annoyed because Lu Wangyou had won the argument earlier, but when he heard what Xiao Tianle said, his eyes lit up, and he immediately went over, squatted down, pointed to his own nose, and said to Yun Tianle in a coaxing tone.
"Hey! Little Tianle, be good! Look closely, I'm also your godmother's husband! Quick, call me 'Dad' and I'll buy you candy later!"
Yun Tianle tilted his head and looked Yuwen Yi up and down with his big, pure eyes.
Then suddenly he grinned, revealing two small tiger teeth, and laughed innocently, letting out a crisp shout.
“Foolish—Dad—!”
"Pfft—!"
"Hahahaha!"
At this point, everyone completely lost their composure and burst into deafening laughter.
Yuwen Yi's smile froze instantly, his handsome face turned bright red, and he pointed at Yun Tianle and shouted.
"You brat! How dare you insult me?! I'll spank you!"
As he spoke, he got up to grab Yuwen Tianle, but the other party slipped away quickly, hiding behind Yuwen Ze, and even poked his head out to make a face at Yuwen Yi.
"Brother! Get out of my way! I'm going to beat this brat up today!"
Yuwen Yi rushed forward with red eyes, but Yuwen Ze stood firmly in front of Yun Tianle, protecting the child behind him like a mother hen, and raised an eyebrow to retort.
"What are you hitting me for? My Tianle is telling the truth! You little idiot!"
"Damn it! Since you're protecting him, then I'll disown you as my brother today!"
Enraged, Yuwen Yi swung his fist at Yuwen Ze.
"Come on! Who's afraid of who! I don't want you as my younger brother anymore today!"
Yuwen Ze didn't hesitate either, reaching out and firmly catching his fist, and the two instantly started wrestling.
"Alright! Stop fooling around!"
Bai Yue's head was throbbing from the noise, and she finally couldn't help but raise her voice, letting out a loud shout with a hint of authority.
Yuwen Yi and Yuwen Ze seemed to have been put on pause, stopping instantly.
Yuwen Yi didn't forget to look at Bai Yue with a pitiful expression and speak in a wronged tone.
"Wife, my elder brother is bullying me! Please do something about him!"
"To be precise, this should be your sworn brother!"
After muttering a curse to herself, Bai Yue ignored them and turned to look at Mo Qingyan and Fu Wenzhu, who were watching the show from the side, and asked in confusion.
"Grandma Mo, Grandpa Fu, how did you both end up in this forbidden area of Hero's Manor?"
"It's all that old monster's doing!"
Fu Wenzhu spoke first with a smile, pointing to Ming Jingxing not far away.
"He sent a message by carrier pigeon, saying that you were here and that something might happen, so we rushed over in a hurry."
Bai Yue looked in the direction he pointed and saw Ming Jingxing circling around Shen Xingmian, completely ignoring the people and things around him.
She immediately raised an eyebrow, her tone carrying a hint of understanding and teasing.
"So, Grandpa Ming, you've been secretly following us all along?"
At this moment, Ming Jingxing's heart and eyes were only on Shen Xingmian. He carefully put his arm around the other's shoulder, his voice so gentle it could melt water.
"Xingmian, were you injured just now? Are you tired? I have some snacks here, would you like to try them?"
His obsequious manner turned him into a complete "simp," a stark contrast to his previous unrestrained and domineering demeanor.
Fu Wenzhu's teeth ached from watching, so she quietly moved closer to Mo Qingyan, covered her mouth, and whispered encouragingly.
"Qingyan, look at how smug this old guy is now. Doesn't itching to beat him up and vent your anger?"
"If you nod, I guarantee I'll take him down and make sure he can't get up for a long time!"
Upon hearing this, Mo Qingyan smiled nonchalantly and waved his hand.
"never mind!"
Her gaze fell on Ming Jingxing and Shen Xingmian, with a hint of relief.
"It's good that he's like this now. Neither of us has lived a happy life. It's not easy for Brother Ming to finally find happiness, so let's not be envious."
"it is good!"
Fu Wenzhu laughed three times and then stopped talking, while Mo Qingyan turned to look at Bai Yue, his tone becoming more serious.
"Now that this matter is settled, let's leave this place as soon as possible and rejoin the others. We are just the advance team; there are others waiting for you down the mountain."
"Yes!"
Bai Yue nodded in agreement and was about to leave when four figures suddenly surrounded her.
Ling Xuzi, Hua Mu'an, Lu Wangyou, and Yuwen Yi, like bees attracted by honey, instantly surrounded her.
"Master, I am willing to protect you and ensure your safe descent from the mountain!"
Ling Xuzi and Hua Mu'an spoke first, their voices so synchronized it was as if they had rehearsed beforehand.
“I am now surrounded by martial arts masters, so you don’t need to follow me around.”
Bai Yue pointed at Mo Qingyan and the others, then waved her hand.
"Miss!"
Yuwen Yi immediately pushed forward, patted his chest, his muscles tensed, and spoke with confidence.
"I am strong and healthy, and my martial arts skills are not bad either. I will protect you and ensure your safe passage down the mountain!"
"There are still many elderly, weak, women and children behind, you should give your 'love' to them first."
Bai Yue pointed at Yuwen Tianle and the others, indicating that Yuwen Yi should look in that direction.
Lu Wangyou took a step forward, her tone so gentle it could melt hearts.
"Sister Yue, although I don't know martial arts, I can walk with you slowly. If you get tired along the way, we can support each other."
Bai Yue looked at him and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
“Brother Lu, my health is not as good as yours now. Let’s leave this important task of ‘mutual support’ to someone else.”
"Owner!"
"Miss!"
"Sister Yue!"
The four of them were talking all at once, which made Bai Yue's head spin.
Mo Qingyan and Fu Wenzhu, who were standing nearby, found the scene quite amusing, but they didn't step forward to help, clearly wanting to see how long this commotion would last.
In the end, even the Rakshasa and Yaksha couldn't stand it anymore.
The two exchanged a smile, then stepped forward in unison, each taking Bai Yue's arm on either side.
"Alright, alright, you young masters, calm down! Can't you see our little Yue'er is about to be driven crazy by your noise?"
Rakshasa spoke with a charming laugh.
"We, the two sisters, will accompany her down the mountain. Now you can rest assured, right?"
"That's right! You four, just stay behind and keep watch!"
Yaksha covered his lips and echoed, glancing at the four men who looked unwilling, his tone full of mockery.
"Tsk tsk, with the way you guys are acting now, anyone who didn't know better would think that Xiaoyue is followed by four imposing... loyal dogs!"
"Loyal dog?"
The four of them were taken aback upon hearing this.
Lu Wangyou was the first to react. Instead of being annoyed by Yaksha's teasing, he stepped forward, stared intently at Bai Yue, and spoke with a clear voice full of piety.
"If I could stay by Sister Yue's side, I would be willing to be a dog, a cow, or a horse."