books44 Chapter 73 I did try to persuade him, isn't his current state a result of my persuasion?
Chapter 73 I did try to persuade him, isn't his current state a result of my persuasion?
Zeng Xiaoxian casually took out his phone, dialed someone's number, and held it to his ear to answer.
Chen Xiaobai's eyes lit up. Here it comes!
He immediately took out his phone and pressed the record button.
Lin Qingqing stared at him, a hint of confusion in her eyes: "Why are you so skilled at this!"
"Um...that's not important, let's see what Teacher Zeng is going to do!"
The dragon-slaying hero eventually becomes the dragon himself, and Chen Xiaobai, having adapted to local customs, also learned this forceful yet effective method of diverting attention.
"Hey~ Yifei~~~"
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, everyone panicked and dared not make a sound.
Then Yifei's voice came through the phone, "Hey, Zeng Xiaoxian, what's up?"
Chen Xiaobai had complained about the phones of this era countless times, but now, all he wants to say is, "They're amazing!"
The sound is loud; you can hear it clearly even a meter away!
"Welcome to 'Your Moon, My Heart,' I'm your friend Zeng Xiaoxian~~~"
"Today's program has something very important to tell you: my record has been broken! I haven't thrown up since I graduated from university in '97, I really haven't!"
Zeng Xiaoxian rambled on and on... Hu Yifei didn't understand a word he said.
Instead, he asked impatiently, "What exactly are you trying to say?"
"I want to tell you, if a man with money doesn't go bad, then a sow flying through a tree will turn into a monster!"
"what do you want to say in the end?"
......
Chen Xiaobai quickly turned to look at Lin Qingqing. Sure enough, Lin Qingqing was staring at him thoughtfully. He quickly hugged Lin Qingqing and said, "Be good, don't listen to my nonsense!"
"Do you think I'm a three-year-old?" Lin Qingqing pushed him away.
Chen Xiaobai glared at Zeng Xiaoxian with a dark face. He had said two bottles weren't enough, but he kept rambling on and on, not daring to reveal his true purpose. Now he had gotten himself into trouble!
I need to keep a close eye on Lin Qingqing lately; that girl's probably going to sneak some chili peppers again...
Meanwhile, Zeng Xiaoxian, whose call had already been disconnected, was sobbing, "She said she hasn't vomited since the havoc in Heaven, so my record is nothing..."
"It seems that subconsciously, Teacher Zeng is already hopelessly infatuated with Yifei!" Chen Meijia analyzed.
"No!"
Chen Xiaobai denied this conclusion, saying, "He is not unable to extricate himself. He has always been clear about his own feelings, but the inner conflict makes it impossible for him to say it."
"Another reason is that he has been defeated by Yifei for a long time, which makes him eager to find a way to defeat her."
"After all, Yifei said that her future man must be able to conquer her!"
Chen Xiaobai sighed softly, "My Qingqing is still the best!"
He then gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Hey~ What are you doing~"
Lin Qingqing blushed instantly and buried her head in Chen Xiaobai's arms.
"Eek~~~" x3
Chen Meijia rolled her eyes: "You went through all that just to show off your love?"
"What else? I just said, if we force him to drink another bottle, his subconscious won't be ready to explode, and he won't even get enough of the show!"
Chen Xiaobai said indifferently.
"But...my sister already has a boyfriend!" Lu Zhanbo said, conflicted. "Where did he go all the time? You see him every day. If he had been even a little bit braver, things wouldn't have turned out like this!"
Zeng Xiaoxian got anxious and wouldn't let go of Zhanbo.
Guan Gu and Mei Jia immediately separated the two.
Chen Xiaobai thought about it and realized that made sense, just like when people in later generations meet a girl or boy they like on the subway or somewhere else.
They won't flirt with you to your face, but they'll seduce you behind your back!
Thank you, please, why didn't you say so earlier!
“Actually, I think you have your own life, why bother being so troubled, right?” Guan Gu pulled Zeng Xiaoxian aside and comforted him.
Zeng Xiaoxian shoved Guan Gu away: "Please, don't say that again!"
"No, I didn't, it's impossible!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's triple denial expresses his determination to win Hu Yifei's heart, while also conveying the author's homesickness...
"So what have you been doing these past few months? Going to work? Sleeping? Playing games?" Lu Zhanbo asked, puzzled.
"I'm afraid of feeling awkward, so I try to avoid Hu Yifei as much as possible except when I'm going to and from get off work!"
Zeng Xiaoxian, drunk, began to speak his true feelings: "I help other people with their relationship problems on the radio every day, but actually, I'm the one who's emotionally clueless!"
Guan Gu: "So what are you planning to do now?"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Hehehe, I'm going to... confess to Yifei!"
Everyone: "(◎_◎)"
Chen Meijia immediately said proudly, "What did I tell you?!"
"no!"
Lu Zhanbo suddenly realized what was happening and grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's phone, angrily saying, "This will only make things worse! My sister already has a boyfriend!"
"If you get involved... he'll kill you!"
"I'm not afraid!"
Zeng Xiaoxian swaggered around and made a boastful statement, taking off his leather jacket to show off his muscles (though he didn't actually have any): "Young Master Shen, if you're so capable, let's have a PK and see who's the real man!"
"Xiaobai and Ziqiao are right, I've been overthinking things, I need to change!"
A complete change!!!
"Ziqiao wants you to enjoy life to the fullest!"
Guan Gu hurriedly tried to dissuade him, then winked at Chen Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, you need to talk to Teacher Zeng, he's gone mad!"
"I did try to persuade him, and isn't his current state a result of my advice?"
Chen Xiaobai scratched his ear, thinking to himself, "If you're going to change, then change. Why are you yelling so loudly..."
I meant you...
Before Guan Gu could finish speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian had already climbed onto the sofa and stood up, shouting:
"Everyone, all the drinks today are on my tab, Zeng Xiaoxian's!"
Guangu/Lu Zhanbo/Meijia: “{(°△°; “}!”
Onlookers: "(?????) Is this even related to us?"
Guan Gu quickly apologized to those around him, "He's drunk! It was just a joke! Hahaha~"
Chen Xiaobai was busy finding the right angle to record the video, while also explaining and calming the excited people around him; he was arguably the busiest person there.
Zhanbo, Meijia, and Lin Qingqing tried to pull him down, but Zeng Xiaoxian's phone rang again.
"Hey~, Yifei, the whole nation is cheering for my rebirth, and I want to tell you... Huh? Oh my goodness~"
Zeng Xiaoxian lost his balance and fell straight down.
......
Zhanbo's memories have come to an end.
"My head was broken like this?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.
Chen Meijia explained from the side, "No, you just twisted your ankle!"
Lu Zhanbo: "Then, I brought you back, and then we left!"
Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to scratch his head, but then remembered that he was injured and quickly withdrew his hand;
"Then why did I wake up in Guan Gu's room?"
"Then you'll have to ask Guan Gu. I'll call him!" Chen Meijia said, picking up the phone.
Just then, Guan Gu returned and exclaimed as soon as he entered, "Teacher Zeng, what happened to your head?"
"That's exactly what I was about to ask you! Tell me quickly, how did I end up in your room? And who broke my head?"
Guan Gu said softly, "This is what I know..."
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