books44 Chapter 205 Hu Xiaofei is offline!
Chapter 205 Hu Xiaofei is offline!
"Alright, I'll be the follower!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was completely convinced by what he saw. Who could blame him when the other person was cheating?
"Wait, I can't stand it anymore either!"
Tang Youyou stopped Hu Yifei from continuing, looking at her with a ridiculous expression; "Sister Yifei, are you acting like the Terminator?!"
"Yeah, that's ridiculous!" Zeng Xiaoxian quickly chimed in; "Besides, I'm not that sleazy!"
"If this happened in real life, the title would be revoked, at least for a thousand years!"
Chen Xiaobai also looked indignant. If it were that simple, I could do it too. It's just shooting into the sky!
Hu Yifei felt a little embarrassed, but still insisted, "While some of the other content is a little fictional, your lewdness is not exaggerated at all!"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"
Tang Youyou complained, "At this rate, the story will be over in five minutes!"
"You've turned a spy movie into a science fiction movie!"
Zhang Wei also felt a little uncomfortable and couldn't help but complain, "Ah, it's not a sci-fi movie, it's a sci-fi short film!"
"I just think the original version is too verbose."
Hu Yifei helplessly shrugged, "The side of justice is inherently invincible!"
"I think you're right, but the side of justice will still need some twists and turns to achieve final victory!"
Chen Xiaobai suddenly had an idea, "So, I think the rest of the story should go like this..."
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The scene continues;
Hu Xiaofei continued leading Zeng Xian'er forward, and they entered an armory.
The two suddenly encountered two Japanese soldiers armed with grenades!
"Hey, why am I the one acting again?"
Tang Youyou complained unhappily.
Those two Japanese soldiers were actually played by Tang Youyou and a random passerby.
Chen Xiaobai said calmly, "The production team is out of money, so what's wrong with having you do a cameo? Don't make a fuss!"
"That's right, that's right, Xiaobai, please continue!"
Zhang Wei urged Chen Xiaobai anxiously.
The scene continues;
Chen Xiaobai's voice slowly rang out, "No, it's not a hand grenade, it's a high-explosive bomb; no, it's an atomic bomb!"
A giant egg was rolled in front of Hu Xiaofei.
A mechanical voice announced, "Nuclear launch detected!"
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted, "Quickly! Get out of the way!"
Hu Xiaofei murmured in awe, "Oh my Lady Gaga..."
Suddenly, flames shot into the sky, and a mushroom cloud slowly rose!
Time seems to stand still.
Zeng Xian'er stared blankly at Hu Xiaofei falling from the sky, tears welling in her eyes...
"What?! I've been blown up?!"
Hu Yifei glared angrily at Chen Xiaobai; "Chen Xiaobai, if you don't give me a straight answer today, I'll skin you alive!"
"Please, you've already made it so overpowered, how can we play without nerfing it?"
Chen Xiaobai spoke righteously and fearlessly: "Let everyone tell me, your game is even more Terminator-like than Terminator's. How are we supposed to play if you don't log off?"
"Um... I also think Yifei should die!"
Tang Youyou weakly raised her hand, looking at Chen Xiaobai with an approving expression. If it were her, she would also kill Hu Yifei first!
"You... how could I be blown up? I'm the main character!"
Hu Yifei was somewhat exasperated.
Tang Youyou immediately explained with her own experience: "Hey, I often encounter this situation. Every time, the director says I'm the main character, but every time I'm on screen for three minutes, I'm either shot to death or stabbed to death. It's normal!"
"At least you didn't die peacefully, did you?"
Zhang Wei leaned over and comforted her.
"That's unreasonable!"
Hu Yifei still couldn't accept her own death. "If the main character dies, how can the story continue?"
"Hey, Xiaobai, we're still the best of friends!"
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized, "I'm not dead yet! I'm the main character!"
"Oh right, Teacher Zeng, you're still alive! How could I have forgotten about you!"
Chen Xiaobai suddenly realized.
Zeng Xiaoxian: “???”
The scene continues;
Seeing Hu Xiaofei's unseeing eyes in death, Zeng Xian'er collapsed to her knees, heartbroken.
At this moment, several Japanese soldiers appeared and surrounded him.
Seeing this, Zeng Xian'er, contrary to her usual behavior, calmly stood up, took out a bomb with one hand and a lighter with the other and lit it.
His expression grew increasingly ferocious, and several Japanese soldiers were so frightened that they retreated repeatedly.
suddenly!
Zeng Xian'er immediately threw away the explosive pack, pulled out a Universe brand cigarette from her pocket, and her originally solemn expression turned obsequious.
“抽烟吗？”
After exchanging glances, the Japanese soldiers breathed a sigh of relief, but then a surge of anger welled up inside them, and they pounced on Zeng Xian'er.
Zeng Xiaoxian wailed, "Don't hit someone in the face! Hitting someone in the face hurts their pride! Ouch!"
......
"Just like that, Zeng Xian'er was imprisoned and locked up in a cell!"
Chen Xiaobai's voice slowly rang out.
"Clap clap clap!"
Zhang Wei applauded Zeng Xiaoxian's ending!
"No way, that's so disgusting!"
Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Chen Xiaobai. How could this sleazy person be him? He had backbone and integrity!
Chen Xiaobai rolled her eyes at him, realizing she hadn't even counted her own number in a day!
Hu Yifei looked at Chen Xiaobai with a serious expression; "Xiaobai, I think you should reconsider reviving me!"
"No, it's my turn to make my appearance!"
Tang Youyou pulled Hu Yifei away and stared at Chen Xiaobai.
Chen Xiaobai nodded in agreement; "Of course, not only is it your turn to appear, but you're also a big star!"
Really?!
"Uh-huh!"
Chen Xiaobai immediately continued his story.
The scene continues;
the next day.
Drama Troupe Performance Center.
The students were crying and shouting together;
"Sister Xiaofei, your death was so tragic!"
"That's so tragic~"
"Oh no!"
"Ah~"
.
At this moment, Tang Xiaoyou stood up and said indignantly, "Crying is useless!"
"If we don't kill someone soon, school will start!!!"
Huang Jia asked, "Then what do you think we should do?"
"It seems that the only way to assassinate Mr. Yi now is through a honey trap!"
Tang Xiaoyou's expression was grave; "But now it seems that acting in plays is useless. The only thing we can do is to infiltrate those places where high society frequents!"
"But we're students, we don't have ID cards!"
"Students are definitely not allowed in, but I'm different!"
Tang Xiaoyou smiled confidently.
It turns out that Tang Xiaoyou performs in the drama troupe during the day, and at night, she has another identity—Tang Xiaodie, the top courtesan of Lihua Palace!
She became a sensation in Shanghai, with countless men falling for her, and was hailed as the leader of the Four Butterflies of Shanghai!
......
night.
Lihua Palace.
Tang Xiaodie stood gracefully on the stage, her voice shining brightly; "Night Shanghai, night Shanghai, oh night, oh night, oh night Shanghai~"
"Night Shanghai, night Shanghai, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh night Shanghai~"
"Night Shanghai, night Shanghai, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh night Shanghai~"
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