Chapter 202 Zhang Wei is a bastard!
Chapter 202 Zhang Wei is a bastard!
And with the conclusion of this matter, the truth also came to light.
All of this was caused by Lu Ziqiao!
It was a beautiful, sunny morning when Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were discussing what the three people on the restroom sign represented in the bar's restroom.
Zhang Wei believes they represent men, women... and Hu Yifei!
Lu Ziqiao, on the other hand, believed that the shortest one represented Zeng Xiaoxian because he had short legs!
Zhang Wei thinks it's very likely!
Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao noticed a beautiful woman at the other bar. She was curvaceous, fair-skinned, and pretty, so he immediately went over to chat her up.
Especially when they learned through conversation that the beautiful woman was Japanese and her name was Nanako, their patriotic feelings were further aroused!
Nanako pulled out a piece of paper and asked him if he knew where apartment 3602 of Aisen Apartment was.
Lu Ziqiao replied in a serious tone, "Love...Apartment? That's right, this is it!"
"I'm talking about Aisen Apartments!"
"That's right, it's Love Apartment. That character has multiple pronunciations, you wouldn't understand~"
"is that so???"
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So, Nanako was completely fooled. After making up some excuse to send Lu Ziqiao away, she took the child and headed to Love Apartment 3602...
Therefore, it's only right that Lu Ziqiao suffers some hardship; he deserves it!
Later, Nanako learned that the child's father had not received the package... so she quickly came looking for the child, and the truth finally came out.
Guan Gu scratched his head, puzzled, and said, "Aisen Apartments? Why does that name sound so familiar???"
Lu Ziqiao: "......"
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After Nanako left, Guan Gu returned to his apartment and saw Tang Youyou sprawled on the sofa, feeling a pang of emotion. His girlfriend had finally returned!
Looking at Tang Youyou, who looked like Sleeping Beauty, Guan Gu couldn't help but kiss her forehead.
Unexpectedly, the movement was too big and woke Tang Youyou up.
Tang Youyou looked at him tenderly, "Guan Gu, you're so good~"
"You are the cutest little animal in the world!"
Guan Gu couldn't help but confess his feelings.
The two couldn't help but embrace and kiss.
Next door, everyone gathered, exclaiming in astonishment as they watched the images transmitted from the computer...
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this day.
Chen Xiaobai is typing.
It is common knowledge that when men have both money and free time, they will start to think about other things, such as wanting to realize their dreams, even those from their past lives!
After all, although Chen Xiaobai is rich, his values have already been formed, and it's impossible for him to play in a high-end way like those born rich.
They've long been tired of playing this game of life...
Chen Xiaobai's ambition is simply to free himself from financial worries. To paraphrase a famous saying from his past life, when it comes to money, how much is enough?
Chen Xiaobai already had the answer: eight digits!
Therefore, having enough money and leisure time and already satisfied, he picked up his pen again, wanting to create a book based on his own abilities.
Unlike his previous life, he now possessed many ideas far more advanced than those of this era. Traditional cultivation and martial arts novels, such as system-based novels and dark fantasy novels, were still popular...
There are many more black holes like these, enough for him to write a book.
However, there would always be some unexpected noises that startled him and made it impossible for him to continue writing.
For example, right now, Chen Xiaobai simply closed the computer!
Frustrated, I covered my ears. All day long, there were constant screams and startles outside. If that were all, I wouldn't care!
But then the internet went down!
Can this be tolerated?
Seeing this, Chen Xiaobai had no choice but to go out of the room to see what was going on and stretch his muscles.
I just pushed open the door and entered 3601.
I saw Zhang Wei sitting alone on the sofa, his dark face clearly saying "I'm unhappy, come and comfort me."
Chen Xiaobai sighed and walked over; "Zhang Wei, what's wrong?"
"I am not dead!"
Zhang Wei looked up and casually replied.
Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in wearing his pajamas; "He's a huge celebrity now, his homepage is all over the place!"
How did you know that?!
Zhang Wei suddenly raised his head, his face filled with astonishment.
"Of course I saw it! Your homepage has already received over three million hits!"
Zeng Xiaoxian walked to the sofa and sat down, grinning as he said, "Congratulations, Zhang Wei, your infamy will live on forever. The last person to do this was Qin Hui!"
Zhang Wei's face darkened further, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "Lu! Zi! Qiao! I'm going to kill you!!!"
"Furthermore, justice resides in the hearts of the people!"
Chen Xiaobai then realized that it was Lu Ziqiao who caused trouble again. He created a new account called Zhang Wei to flirt with girls, and then he got caught!
Someone directly created a website for me.
Zhang Wei was clearly in an emotional state at this moment.
So it seems like everyone was quite irritable in this episode. Hu Yifei was arguing with Zeng Xiaoxian because a tenant had illegally expanded the courtyard, and the two of them went to mediate.
Guan Gu and Youyou were also arguing because Guan Gu rejected a role that Tang Youyou had worked hard to get without her consent.
Chen Xiaobai's mind was racing with random thoughts. He couldn't help but feel a little glad that he hadn't argued with her. He still needed to make Lin Qingqing go to work. It was good that she was working. If they were together all the time, problems would inevitably arise sooner or later!
At this moment, Tang Youyou also came downstairs and asked with a resentful look, "Xiaobai, Teacher Zeng, do you have internet access where you are?"
"No way! The computer's lost its internet cable, the bird's wings' are gone, and Wukong's golden cudgel is gone!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was filled with emotion.
Tang Youyou slumped onto the sofa and couldn't help but chime in, "Oh dear, yeah! I was playing a game on Zhang Wei's homepage where you have to slap every woman 100 times. I was about to get the highest score when the internet went down!"
Zhang Wei: "I don't want to comment. Justice will prevail!"
At this moment, Hu Yifei also came out; "Zhang Wei, you're really hiding your true strength!"
"I just saw on your homepage that there are already over 500 victims who have signed!"
"I mean, do you bunch of boring people really believe that Zhang Wei is me?"
Zhang Wei's face was contorted with rage as he exclaimed indignantly, "Anyone with an IQ over 20 would know it was Zi Qiao who did it!"
"Don't be modest. There are already over a million results for your name on Baidu. Keep up the good work, and you'll surpass Edison!"
"That's because my name is common, okay?!?"
So I added "bastard" after Zhang Wei, and the search returned over two million results!
Zhang Wei's face flushed red. He opened his mouth for a long time but couldn't utter a word. Finally, he could only angrily utter two words: "Boring!"
Tang Youyou slumped onto the sofa in frustration; "Besides being bored, I really can't find any other word to describe how I feel right now!"
"Wei Zi, they were just joking, it's okay, I believe in you!"
Seeing how badly Zhang Wei had been hit, Chen Xiaobai couldn't help but offer his comfort.
Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei suddenly looked up, his face filled with surprise and delight. "Really? I knew it! Justice resides in the hearts of the people!"
"But only we know it wasn't you, so... you're still a bastard, even if it's a fake bastard!"
Zhang Wei: "......"
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