books44 Chapter 199 CQC
Chapter 199 CQC
Guan Gu is in an emo phase!
The candlelight dinner turned into a baby-friendly party.
Their first date was ruined.
Even after Guan Gu raised questions, Tang Youyou completely ignored them and just kept coaxing the child.
In the end, Guan Gu compromised. He could bring the child if he wanted; as long as Tang Youyou was happy, he would be happy!
Although Tang Youyou is happy as long as the child is happy, Guan Gu still spoils her.
However, things are not that simple.
After Guan Gu painstakingly arranged for a baby seat to be added to the Peninsula Hotel's candlelight dinner, he found Tang Youyou and was ready to leave.
But then the baby needs to be fed and have their diaper changed!
As a result, the departure time was delayed again and again.
After finishing everything, Guan Gu checked the time and was devastated to find that all the restaurants were closed and there was no way he could go on his date.
However, Guan Gu was prepared!
He ran to the kitchen, grabbed the red wine he had prepared, and poured it into glasses while boasting, "This is red wine I had a friend bring back from France... How could this happen?!"
As Guan Gu spoke, he exclaimed in surprise, "What's pouring out of the bottle is actually milk..."
At this moment, Tang Youyou said in surprise, "So it's red wine in here! I thought it was soy sauce!"
Guan Gu: "......"
At this moment, Guan Gu really wanted to commit seppuku...
Didn't she smell the aroma when she poured it out? And even soy sauce shouldn't be thrown away!
However, Tang Youyou's reason was quite compelling: she had left the baby's bottle in the taxi, and the bottle's neck was just the right size to fit the baby's nipple...
Guan Gu was powerless to refute, and could only drink the bitter milk himself...
At this moment, the baby started crying. Tang Youyou immediately thought of a solution: let the baby watch TV, and the baby would stop crying once the mother was distracted!
I must say, this is a good idea!
If the TV wasn't showing any horror movies that Guan Gu specifically chose to play...
Guan Gu tried his best to stop it, but it was too late...
The child was instantly frightened and cried.
The couple quickly found an animated film and spent a long time coaxing the baby to sleep.
Exhausted, Guan Gu lay on the sofa, on the verge of tears.
In the end, she had to swallow her pride and force a smile to respond to Youyou; "Your happiness is my happiness, hehe~"
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The other people in the apartment weren't idle either.
Bar downstairs.
Lu Ziqiao is about to face his first ex-girlfriend with whom he has to apologize: Nina!
After everyone found out, they realized that Lu Ziqiao had lied to her that he was a Norwegian alien, but that wasn't the most outrageous thing.
The most unbelievable thing is that the girl believed it...
The girl arrived quickly, and she actually believed the lie, even claiming she would have his child!
Then came the second one, Monica!
Lu Ziqiao instantly relaxed, feeling extremely smug.
Chen Xiaobai couldn't help but advise him, "Ziqiao, don't get too cocky, be careful not to strain your back in the wind!"
"Ha, I'm not afraid at all!"
Lu Ziqiao held up one finger and waved it, laughing, "After seeing Nina, I've realized that they haven't changed at all; they're still as adorable as ever!"
"You...aren't scared anymore?"
Zhang Wei asked him curiously.
Lu Ziqiao immediately put on a smug look, "What's there to be afraid of? The fact that I dared to run away back then proves that I can protect you!"
"This Monica, doesn't she hate you?"
"She was the gentlest of all my girlfriends. I dumped her because she was too easygoing!" Lu Ziqiao said, hands on his hips.
Hu Yifei: "What reason did you use this time?"
"I used to complain that she always made me watch her do cross-stitch and play the violin, and that she always made me sign up for classes to learn... CQC?"
Lu Ziqiao said with a look of disgust, "It's probably some kind of brain programming language, similar to C or D, anyway, it's really boring!"
"Um... Ziqiao, I advise you to run!"
Chen Xiaobai patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder, looking sympathetic.
"why?"
"Because CQC, which stands for Close Quarters Combat, is an international close-quarters combat style!"
"Huh? No way! If Monica comes, just say I'm dead. If you need anything, burn some paper money for me!"
Lu Ziqiao was terrified and immediately tried to find a place to escape, but after running two steps, he bumped into a girl who had just walked in.
"I'm so sorry... Monica, Monica?!?"
Lu Ziqiao had just gotten up to apologize when he looked up and saw his former most gentle girlfriend. Thinking of what Chen Xiaobai had said, he couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine.
"Lu Ziqiao?!"
Monica glanced at Lu Ziqiao, then immediately launched a zero-frame attack, giving Lu Ziqiao no chance to react.
A smooth combo, and Lu Ziqiao is knocked out!
Some people couldn't bear to look, and only dared to poke at her after Monica left to see if she was dead.
After testing, he didn't die, but he was almost dead!
There was no other way; the proceedings couldn't continue today, so everyone had to beat the drums and collect the money.
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the next day.
Chen Xiaobai went to 3602 early in the morning to get milk. He hadn't restocked since Zhang Wei finished his milk last time.
As soon as Chen Xiaobai pushed open the door, he saw Guan Gu sitting dejectedly on the floor in front of the refrigerator, surrounded by empty beer bottles.
As Chen Xiaobai cautiously moved forward, searching for a place to stand, he curiously greeted Guan Gu, "Guan Gu, why are you sitting here? Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"
"Caught a cold? Ha!"
Guan Gu gave a dejected laugh, finished his can of beer, and let out a long sigh. "My heart has long since turned cold!"
Chen Xiaobai knew perfectly well why he was so dejected. It was just that his girlfriend had been stolen by a kid. What was the big deal? There were even worse things waiting for him in the future!
But Chen Xiaobai couldn't reveal that he knew, so he pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What, you didn't go to the Peninsula Hotel last night? Or were the horror movies not good?"
"Of course... How did you know what I was going to do?"
As Guan Gu was speaking, he suddenly looked up, then laughed self-deprecatingly before lowering his head again. "It must have been Teacher Zeng who said it. Now you can laugh at me all you want!"
"What are you laughing at?"
At this moment, Yu Mo walked in and asked curiously, then saw Guan Gu slumped over, and was instantly stunned by the scene before her, gasping in shock, "Guan Gu, what's wrong with you?!?"
"Of course they're mocking me for being a loser who's not even as good as a child!"
Guan Gu opened another can of beer and explained everything that happened last night while drinking it.
Last night, the two of them stayed on the sofa the whole time and even played a rather wild game—Statues!
Guan Gu was devastated. He had a girlfriend, but he hadn't even kissed Youyou once.
Chen Xiaobai couldn't help but retort, "No, you got slapped in the mouth at the swimming pool that time!"
Guan Gu: "......"
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