Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Chapter 161 This is not scientific!

Guan Gu, oblivious to his change, continued to grumble indignantly:

"If a blond, blue-eyed foreigner can speak fluent Chinese, you would definitely praise him, saying, 'Wow, your Mandarin is so good!' or 'That's really great!'"

"But what about me? If I use 'two' and 'two' incorrectly, you all have to correct me. Why should I be treated like this?"

As he spoke, Guan Gu snatched the cocktail from Hu Yifei's hand and downed it in one gulp, then angrily walked to the side.

Hu Yifei: "This is fucking weird!"

Yu Mo asked in a low voice, "Is it because of the secret cocktail that it worked?"

Neo stroked his chin, lost in thought: "Umm..."

I thought to myself, I've never heard of such a reaction before.

Chen Xiaobai seemed to be deep in thought. "This thing should have some value for development, right?"

On the other side, Guan Gu, after sitting down, was still indignant. "So what if he dies in the light? What's the big deal! I don't even like him!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but pat Guan Gu, wanting to remind him.

Guan Gu glared at him sideways and said, "Cat Bro, let's go play!"

Tang Youyou: "They even have Master Jing's accent!!!"

Chen Xiaobai quickly patted his shoulder, "Guanggu, your phone calls are very accurate, but mine are not!"

"What do you mean by standard Mandarin? My Mandarin is awful, it's a million miles away from being fluent and accurate!"

Guan Gu looked impatient. "And another thing, I'm warning you, don't try to imitate me again, or I'll commit seppuku right now, you believe me?!"

Chen Xiaobai immediately made a zipping motion at the corner of his mouth, indicating that he would no longer make a sound.

Just kidding, what if I actually committed seppuku? I'd have to find somewhere to cry then. To end up like this, if I haven't recovered by the time Qingqing gets home from get off work tonight, she'll definitely laugh at me...

"Um... but you're speaking very standard Mandarin right now, haven't you noticed?"

Youyou leaned closer to Guangu and reminded him.

"Mandarin? Mandarin! Mandarin...?!

Guan Gu went from doubt to anger, then to hesitation, before finally realizing what was happening: "I... I can really speak Mandarin?!?"

"really?"

Guan Gu was incredibly excited, shouting, "Eat grapes and spit out the grape skins, don't eat grapes and don't spit out the grape skins, eat grapes and don't spit out the grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out the grape skins!"

"Now that everyone knows tongue twisters, Teacher Zeng's chances of losing his job have increased!"

Hu Yifei never misses an opportunity to tease Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"

"I understand!"

Guan Gu picked up the glass with delight, his eyes shining as he looked at the blue liquid inside. "Just a sip of this on a date, it's amazing!"

"Let's design a look for Guan Gu on his date, that would be the perfect finishing touch!"

Yu Mo took the opportunity to discuss it with Neo.

Neo readily agreed: "I have a great idea that suits his Japanese identity!"

"Hey, wait!"

Hu Yifei suddenly interrupted, "If Xiaoman really falls in love with Guangu and they end up together, will they have to rely on this thing to maintain a semi-conscious state for the rest of their lives?!"

"Hmph, that's how my parents got by!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly smiled bitterly.

Chen Xiaobai: "Feed me peanuts!!!"

Guan Gu felt a huge weight lifted off his shoulders and patted Chen Xiaobai on the shoulder with a smile, "Now, you're the foreigner!"

"Hahahahahaha~"

Guan Gu laughed heartily as he left.

The crowd shrugged and left, expressing only sympathy for Chen Xiaobai's plight.

Neo also said that Chen Xiaobai inspired him and might suit the style of a Malaysian artist he knew, asking him if he wanted to try dreadlocks.

Chen Xiaobai quickly refused. He was already annoyed enough by what they were saying, and if this happened again, Qingqing would have to remarry!

In the end, I can only blame myself; curiosity killed the cat!

Frustrated, he picked up the glass of wine in front of him and downed it in one gulp, only to have another drink right after swallowing.

Is this some kind of excuse that you haven't had enough time to tell lies...?

......

Meanwhile, Lu Ziqiao led Zhang Wei to the bar after they changed clothes.

Zhang Wei was wearing a cloak (actually a bed sheet smeared with ink), holding a sword, and wearing a mask.

Their plan was simple: pretend they were from abroad and then take the opportunity to pick up girls.

Their plan was sound; they could easily charm the beautiful women in the country with just their idyllic smiles and broken Mandarin.

After all, the reputation of "free steak" is well-deserved!

The two quickly chose their target and set off, easily agreeing to have some fun together.

If nothing unexpected happens, they will succeed...

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3601.

Yu Mo had just returned and was about to enter when she suddenly heard Hu Yifei and Neo talking and laughing inside.

My hand unconsciously paused, and I listened intently.

Hu Yifei: "Oh, by the way, are you dating Yu Mo...?"

Neo: "Don't get me wrong, we're just ordinary friends!"

Hu Yifei: "But Yu Mo seems to like you quite a bit, and you even... showed her three smiles?"

Neo: "The smile is just my voice. Compared to that, I prefer your frankness and straightforwardness. You have a unique talent for appreciating art, and every move you make exudes a captivating charm!"

"Hahaha~ That's probably not a good idea, hahaha~ Stop laughing, hahaha~ Don't test my sanity..."

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei instantly lost her composure and resistance. Her eyes glazed over, and she didn't know what to do. Her words became incoherent.

Yu Mo, standing outside the door, narrowed her eyes, revealing a murderous aura. She hadn't expected to be betrayed by her best friend...

......

In the next room, Youyou sat at her computer and exclaimed excitedly, "I found it! Xiaobai, Teacher Zeng, I've found the scientific basis for your and Guangu's accents! Look!"

The two immediately went over. Chen Xiaobai simply didn't believe in superstitions. After all, it was very unscientific that a single glass of wine could change a person's accent!

“A similar incident occurred in New Delhi where a mute Indian regained his ability to speak after drinking a high concentration of mixed alcohol.”

Scientists explained that the probability of alcohol stimulating his cerebral cortex occurring is less than one in ten million!

Later, this Indian man went to America, and supposedly there was even a soap opera about him?

Tang Youyou read the information on the screen aloud, word by word.

"Really? Then Guan Gu and Xiao Bai are one in ten million?" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but complain.

Seeing this, Chen Xiaobai had no choice but to give up resisting. Although this situation was not scientific, it was very much like Love Apartment!

Now I just hope I can recover before Qingqing gets off work...

"But this has side effects. Excessive alcohol intake can cause subconscious confusion in the cerebral cortex!"

Tang Youyou suddenly saw the message again.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion, "How is it chaotic?"

Tang Youyou: "I don't know either. Hey, where's Guan Gu?"

Chen Xiaobai: "Moonlight has gone!"

Two people: "......"

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