Chapter 351: Sit at the Children's Table
Chapter 351: Sit at the Children's Table
Huang He snorted coldly, obviously not believing what General Peng said. After all, this division commander was appointed by the general, so how could he not help him?
Seeing that Huang He still didn't believe it, Liu Yi Yang said: Lu Sheng, show your gun to this ugly guy.
After being told several times by Liu Yi Yang that he was ugly, Huang He had gotten used to it and didn't dwell on it too much.
Lu Sheng took off the automatic rifle hanging on his body and threw it at Huang He.
Huang He took the gun thrown to him and examined it carefully.
Lu Sheng also imitated Liu Yi Yang's tone; Ugly freak, take a good look at this gun, I will take it back and make a copy for you, and see if you can copy it.
Looking left and right, he found that this gun was lighter than any other gun he had ever held, and there was also something like a telescope on it.
Through the sight, things hundreds of meters away can be seen clearly.
Huang He aimed at a big tree in the distance to test the power of the gun and was about to pull the trigger.
But no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't pull the trigger.
Lu Sheng looked sarcastic: What’s the matter, you educated person, don’t you know that guns have safety?
Huang He felt very embarrassed that he was laughed at by a peasant.
Lu Sheng walked forward and helped Huang He open the safety.
Huang He aimed at the big tree and was about to shoot, but Lu Sheng immediately shouted: Wait, there are so many people here, do you want to scare them?
Huang He finally couldn't help it and retorted: What? Are you afraid of being poor? Are you reluctant to spend a few bullets?
Lu Sheng didn't bother to pay attention to him. He walked straight forward, took out a silencer from his pocket, and then put it on the tip of the gun.
With this installed, you can shoot at will and the villagers will never be scared.
Huang He aimed at the big tree and started pulling the trigger.
Shhhhhh.
A few bullets were fired, and the bullets went straight through the tree, and the sound of the gunshot was very light. The recoil and wind deflection were almost zero.
Huang He touched the gun in his hand and couldn't let it go. Such a good weapon was a perfect match for him.
Huang He skillfully hung the gun on himself.
It’s just like when we go to a bar to drink, a friend hands you a cigarette and asks you to borrow his lighter. The cigarette is lit, but the lighter is naturally put into his pocket.
Seeing this, Lu Sheng immediately said: What? You, a cultured person, want to steal my gun?
Only then did Huang He remember that the gun belonged to Lu Sheng.
He reluctantly took off the gun and returned it to Lu Sheng.
Mr. Peng said, "Xiaoyang, please give us something to eat. We have been traveling all day and are almost starving."
Liu Yi Yang smiled and said, "The dishes in the kitchen are almost ready, let's take a seat."
Liu Yi Yang walked in front and led everyone to the main table.
At the main table, the captains of each department were already seated, leaving two seats for Liu Yiyang and Lu Sheng.
Seeing General Peng and Political Commissar Li coming, they all squeezed to the side to make room for two empty seats. Liu Yiyang let General Peng and Political Commissar Li take their seats first, followed by Liu Yiyang and Lu Sheng.
After the two of them sat down, there was no extra seat for Huang He.
Huang He said with an embarrassed look: Brothers, can you give me a seat?
Liu Yi Yang said with a playful look on his face: My great political commissar, you are a cultured person, you should go to the table with the children and talk to them about culture and learn some knowledge.
Then he pointed to the table next to him which was full of children.
Huang He looked at General Peng for help.
In fact, if everyone moved around, there would still be room for them, but Mr. Peng was afraid that once the delicacies were served, Huang He would start pointing fingers again, so it would be better to send him to the table with the children.
Mr. Peng said: Don’t you see that this place is full? You can go to the children’s table.
Huang He had no choice but to dejectedly squeeze into the table with the children.
Serving time.
Huang He looked at these dishes that he had never seen before and was disdainful at first.
These things are weird. I wonder if eating them will give me diarrhea.
The first thing to come out was KFC's snack platter, which contained various chicken drumsticks, chicken wings, French fries and so on.
As soon as the dish was served, the children reached out to grab the chicken legs.
Huang He immediately educated them: Children, you must pay attention to hygiene when eating. If you don’t wash your hands before eating, you will easily get a stomachache.
I thought that if I educated these children with a kind and friendly attitude, they would be willing to learn.
But from beginning to end, I was not willing to pay attention to him.
The only person who paid attention to him was a little fat boy. The little fat boy ate very quickly. While Huang He had just finished a sentence, the little fat boy had already finished a chicken leg.
While taking the second chicken leg, he answered Huang He reluctantly, and his answer was so simple.
Oh, got it.
This made Huang He extremely embarrassed.
Huang He was just about to continue preaching when the aroma of children gnawing on chicken legs began to spread. Huang He, who had been traveling all day, couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
No matter what, he just grabbed the chicken drumstick with his hands.
Pick up a chicken drumstick and take a bite, it’s crispy and crunchy.
Huang He also praised it, saying it was delicious.
He was the only adult at the table, so he ate relatively quickly, and then he started to compete with the fat boy in speed.
There was still one chicken drumstick left on the table. The two men were gnawing on it while sidelong glances at each other.
In the end, Huang He had to act tough and stuffed the unfinished chicken leg into his mouth, then reached out to take the last one.
Huang He, who grabbed the chicken leg, did not forget to wave the chicken leg in his hand, mocking the fat man with a victorious attitude.
The little fat boy gnashed his teeth in anger, holding the chicken bone in his hand.
The dishes were served one by one, and Huang He grabbed them one by one.
The last dessert was ice cream.
Huang He was about to start grabbing it again, mainly because it was so delicious.
Several of the most delicious dishes were snatched away by this damn adult, so I must have the second one of this last ice cream.
As expected, an accident happened in the end.
Huang He relied on his bigger mouth and ability to withstand cold weather to finish the meal in no time and immediately reached out to grab the last one.
The little fat boy stared at Huang He while eating.
Not only the fat boy, but all the other children who had never eaten ice cream wanted to have a second one.
But unfortunately, the last one was snatched away by this adult.
The fat boy, whose food had been snatched away by Huang He all night, finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst into tears.
Seeing the biggest fat boy crying, several other children also started crying because they didn’t get to eat any extra ice cream.
Hundreds of villagers were talking and laughing, but their conversation was interrupted by the crying of children at this table.
For a moment, everything fell silent.
Everyone looked towards the table of children.
Several parents of the children came over to comfort them and asked what had happened.
The children all pointed at Huang He and said in unison: This uncle is stealing food from them.
After saying this, I felt even more wronged, so I cried even louder.
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