A quick journey starting from Wu Dalang

Chapter 208 Nezha + Journey to the West + Lotus Lantern (1)

"We will have plenty of time to spend together when we return to heaven, but our relationship with our parents is only in this life." Cuilan is also a fairy reincarnated to accompany Tianpeng to complete the mission.

"Okay then," Tianpeng felt very aggrieved.

The next day, the monkey and Xuanzang came to Gao Village. According to the plot, Master Gao asked the two to catch monsters. The monkey helped Tianpeng coax the child all night, and crawled away the next day.

Xuanzang thus got his second disciple, Bajie.

"I see that you have a wife and children, but a monk should have the four roots pure. In this case, I will call you Bajie. How about the Buddhist name Wuneng?"

"Wuneng? Doesn't that mean incompetent? Master, you should just call me Bajie from now on." Seeing the monkey laughing secretly, Tianpeng was not convinced: "Does Senior Brother have a Dharma name?"

"Your senior brother's Buddhist name is Wukong." As soon as Xuanzang opened his mouth, Tianpeng became unhappy.

“It sounds better than mine.”

The monkey couldn't help but complete a daily task, gave Tianpeng two head bangs, and then happily ate the fruit plate. Tianpeng was confused for a while, but he instantly became well-behaved after getting a fruit plate shared by the monkey.

Xuanzang pretended not to see it. He wanted to force himself to practice hard and not be swayed by external things. Woo woo woo, but that watermelon looked really sweet.

By the time the curtain was rolled up, Xuanzang had gained two kilograms. Yes, he could not resist the temptation of delicious food. The vegetarian food brought out by the monkey and Tianpeng was so delicious.

When seeing Juanlian dressed in a Shamatte style, the first person to laugh out loud was Shiyi, who had followed the others to watch the fun: "Hahaha, General Juanlian, who gave you this hairstyle?"

"It's Nezha. He said that as a disciple, he must give his master an unforgettable impression." Juanzha had a simple face, but the colorful light reflected by his hair was almost blinding.

When Xuanzang accepted this disciple, he was the first to have his hair shaved. However, he never expected that the bald head would be a colorful big bald head, which was cooler than when he had hair.

"How about putting a hat on Juanlian?" Shiyi held back his laughter and took out a fisherman's hat for Juanlian to wear. Juanlian's eyes immediately felt comfortable.

"In that case, your Buddhist name will be Wujing. Master hopes that you can keep a clean head in the future." For the first time, Xuanzang felt that he was a vulgar person.

The pilgrims have gathered together, and the hardships on the road have been completed one by one. The gods from all walks of life have released their disciples and mounts as part of the hardships.

First, there is a son-in-law selection group composed of several Bodhisattvas and Lishan Laomu, who plan to conduct a beauty test. Shi Yi looks at several Bodhisattvas with evil tastes and casts magic. Now, everyone will have fun watching.

In the eyes of several people, the house was a eerie and terrifying monster's lair, and the Bodhisattvas were grotesque monsters, the kind that made them uncomfortable to look at for even one more moment. Then they heard the other party say that they wanted to recruit a son-in-law.

Xuanzang didn't have the courage to do that, so he just rode his white dragon horse at full speed, missing countless monsters. The monkeys chased him all the way, and the journey that would have taken several years was completed in just over ten days.

Xuanzang was riding the horse so hard that he was vomiting. The high-intensity running was too much for the white dragon horse to bear. Only the Pegasus was at ease and even had the energy to taunt the white dragon horse.

Shi Yi has not paid attention to the follow-up of the Journey to the West. She is now paying attention to another thing, the discord between Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin after marriage.

Going back in time, to not long after the two got married, the Jade Emperor released his sister on the occasion of Yang Jian's wedding. The immortals turned a blind eye, and Chang'e was happy for her friend.

Unfortunately, Ao Cunxin saw Yang Jian and Chang'e talking and mistakenly thought that Yang Jian liked Chang'e, so she stopped immediately. On the wedding night, the two started having sex.

"Cunxin, listen to my explanation. Fairy Chang'e and my mother are good friends. Logically, I should call her aunt."

"Aunt, aunt, is there such a relationship in heaven? Chang'e is not your mother's sister, so how can she be an aunt?" Ao Cunxin said and punched Yang Jian.

It was more like flirting than fighting between the two, but Xiaotian Dog didn't understand. He just wanted to protect his master, so he rushed forward and bit Ao Cunxin.

The harm was not great, but it was extremely insulting. Ao Cunxin was really angry this time.

Xiaotian Dog found that he seemed to have done something wrong, but he didn't understand. Yang Jian had to apologize repeatedly. Ao Cunxin had only one request, either to drive Xiaotian Dog away or leave by himself.

"You choose. If you keep him, I will go back to the West Sea." Ao Cunxin waited for Yang Jian to keep her, even if he didn't send Xiaotian Dog away. But she would be disappointed.

"Roaring Sky Dog is like a family member to me. I can't let him go!"

"So you want me to leave?" Ao Cunxin looked incredulous.

"That's not what I meant, think whatever you want."

Ao Cunxin left in anger. Yao Ji saw the young couple confused and couldn't stop Ao Cunxin from leaving, so she had to go and ask Haodaer what happened.

"Mom, this is really absurd." Yang Jian told the story from the beginning. Yao Ji laughed at the beginning but frowned at the end. However, she also knew that Roaring Sky Dog was protecting its master, so it was too much to drive him away just because of this.

Ao Cunxin didn’t know what Yang Jian’s family thought, but she had already come to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to complain to her dear cousin.

"Cousin, do you think that in the eyes of men, a dog is more important than my wife?"

"You can't say that. At least in my heart, your cousin's wife is the most important." Ao Bing said while carefully looking at Qinghe's face: "Besides, my cousin doesn't have a dog."

"I know he and that Roaring Sky Dog have a deep relationship, but he should at least apologize to me. I didn't hurt him, but I was bitten by the Roaring Sky Dog. It's not reasonable for him to treat me like this." Ao Cunxin spoke to himself as if he didn't hear Ao Bing's words.

"Are you injured? Let your sister-in-law take a look." Qinghe pulled Ao Cunxin's hand, only to see claw marks and tooth marks on her arm. The fact that Roaring Sky Dog could hurt the powerful dragon clan was enough to show how advanced his cultivation was.

"If I hadn't dodged quickly, my face might have been hurt!" Ao Cunxin felt more and more aggrieved as she spoke, with tears falling down her face, which made Ao Bing feel heartbroken.

"Yang Jian actually bullied you like this, it's really too much!"

"In that case, why not let Ao Bing help you get justice and divorce Yang Jian, and from now on you two can go your separate ways." This was a reasonable suggestion, but Ao Cunxin was unwilling.

"But...but I, Yang Jian and I truly love each other, how can I divorce him just because of such a small thing?" Ao Cunxin was unwilling.

"Then go back and tell Yang Jian that you have forgiven Xiaotian Dog and will live a good life with them in the future."

"How can that be?" After Ao Cunxin yelled, he felt something was wrong and bowed his head to admit his mistake: "Sir, it was Cunxin who was rude."

"You don't want to do this, and you don't want to do that. I don't know what you want to do." Shi spread her hands. She didn't understand Ao Cunxin's thoughts. After all, she didn't know the whole process of what happened between them.

"Report, Yao Ji from Heaven and her son Erlang Shen want to see you." The voice of the water tribe guard interrupted several people.

Ao Bing turned his head away angrily, not wanting to see Yang Jian. Ao Cun looked at the door anxiously, then turned back shyly, trying to appear more reserved.

What Yao Ji brought was Yang Jian, who was carrying a thorn stick on his back to apologize. This was something she had seen in the human world, where someone took off his clothes and carried a thorn stick on his back to apologize. But Yang Jian didn't want to take off all his clothes, so he only took off part of it. That should be okay, right?

Obviously there was no problem. Seeing Yang Jian's strong body, Ao Cunxin lost all his anger. Shi Yi also suddenly realized why Ao Cunxin was unwilling to divorce, because the greedy girl ate so well.

"Cunxin, I know I was wrong. Xiaotian Dog was protecting me out of instinct, and that's why I offended you." Yang Jian really liked Ao Cunxin, so naturally he wanted Ao Cunxin to forgive himself and Xiaotian Dog.

Ao Cunxin looked at Yang Jian's handsome face and body, his mind full of dirty stuff. He didn't care what Yang Jian was saying at all and just kept nodding.

Yang Jian seemed to have suddenly found a way to deal with Ao Cunxin. He took Ao Cunxin's hand and put it on his body: "My wife, feel it. Your husband sincerely admits his mistake."

Ao Cunxin instantly forgave Yang Jian, and the couple left sweetly, leaving behind a group of stunned people. Even Yao Ji did not expect that the apology she had prepared was of no use at all, and instead it was her own son who used the beauty trap.

"This is not surprising. As the saying goes, dragons are lustful by nature, not to mention that Erlang Shen has such a talent." Qinghe looked surprised.

"What do you mean, madam?" Ao Bing took Qinghe's hand and left in a sticky manner.

Seeing this, everyone else left as well. Hajime just felt strange. Is the dating craze starting to become popular now?

The world gave Shiyi an answer in the form of pairs of lovers.

The seventh princess wanted to be a mortal and secretly went down to earth to get married; Yang Jian's sister, the Third Holy Mother, also found a mortal to fall in love with; the unfortunate Weaver Girl had her clothes stolen by a mortal.

"Please help me find an adult to save me." The Weaver Girl cried by the water. The water tribe brought the Weaver Girl's prayer to Shiyi. Out of curiosity, Shiyi came to the Weaver Girl.

It's a clichéd plot. The old ox gave instructions and the cowherd acted, and the Weaver Girl was left in the human world. The Weaver Girl, who lost her feather clothes, could not even accept the tasks on the sky curtain, which made her very scared.

It was this fear that drove her to the riverside to cry, and she happened to meet the manager of this water area: "Weaver Girl, why are you crying here?"

"you know me?"

"Three hundred years ago, I did a mission, and it was you who issued it. Of course I know you." The position of managing the water area is too low, so it is normal that Zhinu does not know him.

"Then you can meet Master Shi-ichi, right?" Zhinu became excited: "I have another treasure here for you. Can you help me find Master Shi-ichi?"

Zhinu’s first reaction was to ask Shiyi for help. She could contact Shiyi anywhere there was water. This was her only chance.

"No, no, I have something to offer to the adults, please wait for me." The little water snake left in a hurry, and the Weaver Girl stopped crying. She believed that she would be redeemed soon.

"Vegas, Vegas, please go home quickly. Cowherd is hungry and needs you to go back to cook." The old ox's voice came. Vegas covered her ears in disgust and wanted to stay away, but was still found by the old ox.

"Weaver Girl, go back quickly. Since you have married the Cowherd, live a good life with him."

"When did I agree to marry him?" the Weaver Girl said indignantly.

"Be obedient and come back with me. Otherwise, you will be in trouble if you anger the cowherd. Now that you don't have feather clothes, you are just a mortal."

“You are wrong. I just lost my magic and cannot return to heaven, but I am different from mortals. At least I don’t need to eat and won’t be hungry,” the Weaver Girl retorted, then turned around and ignored the old ox.

The angry old ox rushed towards the Weaver Girl, intending to give her a taste of pain, but he didn't expect that the Weaver Girl was very agile and jumped onto a tree nearby in one go. The old ox failed to brake in time and fell into the river.

"Hahaha, if you do too much evil, you will eventually perish. Read more books when you have time, silly monster." The Weaver Girl laughed triumphantly. Shi, who came hurriedly following the little water snake, didn't see any sign of the Weaver Girl's embarrassment.

The little water snake cast a spell and threw the old ox onto the shore. The old ox was hit hard again and was filled with resentment. However, facing the little water snake who had magic and was in charge of this area of ​​water, he could only put on a smile.

"Lord River God, thank you for saving me."

"Why would I save a bad monster like you? I'm just afraid that my water will be polluted!"

The old ox was not angry at being despised. It seemed that it was only angry with the Weaver Girl: "Weaver Girl, come home with me quickly, or I will let the Cowherd catch you himself!"

"Just let him come. Am I afraid of him?" The Weaver Girl didn't care at all. All the people she asked for help from, Shi Yida, had come. She was not afraid of anything.

The old ox carried the cowherd to the tree, and the cowherd climbed up the tree and asked: "Come back with me or should I tie you up and take you back?"

"You dare to attack me?"

“Hmph, if you don’t listen to me, I will destroy your feathered clothes. Then, will you be able to return to heaven and be your fairy?” The Cowherd is insidious and cunning, which is why the Weaver Girl asks for help.

"Sir, please help me! This damn Cowherd is trying to destroy my feather robe!" The Weaver Girl couldn't accept this. All her magical powers were stored in the feather robe. If it was destroyed, all her hard work over the years would be in vain.

“It’s no use calling you sir. The gods in heaven won’t tolerate a Weaver Girl without her magic powers.” The Cowherd was very proud. Conquering a fairy was much more interesting than marrying a mortal woman.

"Oh? Really? Are all the gods in heaven blind?" Shiyi asked with interest.

"Of course, if they had eyes, how could they not see that I am poor and destitute?" The Cowherd said confidently, but he realized that this was not the voice of the Weaver Girl: "Who is it? Get out!"

"You are such an rude person! If you don't want your mouth, just donate it!" Shiyi sighed and cast a spell on the cowherd. Many small fish kept coming out of the cowherd's mouth, which made the cowherd unable to speak and even had difficulty breathing.