Chapter 623: Don’t you take me, Wen Tai, the Thunder Hand, into consideration?
Chapter 623: Don’t you take me, Wen Tai, the Thunder Hand, into consideration?
Qing Dynasty, capital, Lichun Courtyard.
"Dear viewers, thank you for coming so close and standing so upright to listen to me. I am Wei Xiaobao, the number one storyteller of Lichun Academy. The person I want to talk about today is the chief helmsman of the Tiandi Society. Master——Chen Jinnan! There is a saying, even if you don’t know Chen Jinnan in your life, even if you call him a hero, it’s useless. This Chief Chen Jinnan, Chief Chen, is known as the best master in Jiangnan. He is eight feet tall and his waist is also eight feet..."
In the center of the lobby of Li Chun Courtyard, a young man wearing a tiger hat sat on a high shelf with stacked chairs, holding a folding fan and speaking in the tone of a storyteller.
"Wow, isn't that a square?" someone said.
"A square is a square. Really, the same rice can feed all kinds of people. Let me tell you, there are all octagonal ones!" Wei Xiaobao said harshly.
"If you don't know Chen Jinnan in your life, it's useless to call him a hero?" Mo Fei stood in the private room on the second floor of Lichun Courtyard, watching Wei Xiaobao playing tricks there, and murmured with a smile: "I only know that I don't know Wu Tenglan in my life. All porn movies are in vain..."
In the Ming Dynasty, after Mo Fei led Dongfang Bai to try to practice the "Diamond Indestructible Divine Art" and "The Dao Heart Demon Planting Technique", Dongfang Bai felt a little complicated and temporarily left Mo Fei's side, saying that he wanted to return to Heimu. Ya calm down and calm down.
Mo Fei had no choice but to let her go, turned around and left the Ming Dynasty and came to the Qing Dynasty. He was also very interested in beauties such as Chen Yuanyuan, A Ke, Shuang'er, Mu Jianping and so on.
By the way, it also adds some chaos to the Qing Dynasty.
As the saying goes, don't rebel if you wear it clean, so what's the use of an electric drill?
Wei Xiaobao continued his story: "The name of his martial arts is called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva's Goat Head Clap, Thunderbolt, Golden Light, Thunder and Lightning Palm. Wherever the palm hits, all humans, animals, shrimps, scales, and fleas within a hundred miles will be turned into fly ash." ah!"
"Oh, it's so embarrassing! Is it a lie?"
"Alas! However, this person's whereabouts are uncertain and elusive, but I have met half of him by chance!" Wei Xiaobao sighed.
Wei Xiaobao's nonsense finally angered Mr. Turtle, who was in charge of Lichun Court. He stood up and yelled: "Hey! Shut up, you little bastard is talking nonsense, and we have no business at all!"
"Prostitution is often harmful to physical and mental health. If it is too frequent, their nutrition will not be able to keep up. If their nutrition cannot keep up, then they will have kidney deficiency. If they have kidney deficiency, they will die early. If they die too early, we will have no customers. So we must know how to understand The water flows slowly, and we cannot squeeze them dry all the time. Now that they come to listen to my story and cultivate their sentiments, it is a great thing!" Wei Xiaobao said.
"It's a good thing. Your sister is also a prostitute. No one is going to whoring regularly. What do you want to eat?"
Wei Xiaobao angered Mr. Turtle, and he kicked him to the bottom seat. Suddenly, the high shelf collapsed like dominoes.
But Wei Xiaobao was caught by a man wearing sunglasses and two fake beards on the corners of his mouth.
"It's shrinking, someone is shrinking!"
On the second floor of Li Chun Courtyard, panicked shouts came.
"Don't be afraid, Xiaoyang, find my sister, the number one sexual intercourse champion in the capital - Wei Chunhua!" Wei Xiaobao shouted.
"Who is looking for me?" Wei Xiaobao's sister Wei Chunhua happened to come back from outside Lichun Hospital. As soon as she came back, she was surrounded by a group of people and went to save the client who was shrinking in the room.
And Murphy's attention was focused on the eunuch who caught Wei Xiaobao, Hai Dafu.
After Hai Dafu saw all the clients leaving, he took two steps back and returned to a young man in luxurious clothes.
"Is this the legendary Kangxi? I heard that he had smallpox when he was a child, which is why he took the throne. This Kangxi has no pockmarks on his face, bad review!" Murphy shook his head and said.
In ancient times, smallpox was a major threat to human beings. Because there was no smallpox vaccine and corresponding treatment drugs, the mortality rate of those infected was extremely high. Shunzhi and several important members of the royal family died of smallpox infection.
Kangxi was not Shunzhi's favorite successor at first. There were six princes in Shunzhi. The eldest son died in infancy, the second son Fuquan, and Kangxi ranked third. If the eldest son inherited the throne, then the second son Fuquan should succeed.
And Shunzhi's intended heir to the throne turned out to be himself
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