books44 Chapter 214 "Are the seven of them okay? Can we still record this chapter?"
Chapter 214 "Are the seven of them okay? Can we still record this chapter?"
None of the brothers had expected that when Yu Yu went downstairs to buy breakfast in the morning, he actually did such a great thing. He actually stole the oil from Zhao Hao's car and poured it into their car!
If it weren't for his move, they would probably be the ones going to the gas station now. And according to the nature of the program crew, they would have to pay for the gas themselves, which would make the already poor family even worse off.
When Wang Zhengliang first saw that there was still a little bit of gas left in the car, enough for them to go to Wuchang and then return to Bingcheng, he thought that the program crew suddenly had a change of heart and gave them a box of gas after buying out the car for 200 yuan.
It turns out that this is not a gift of friendship from them, but rather a self-sufficient act by this clever little Yu Yu.
When Yu Yu's bear and skin were shown to outsiders, the brothers would only praise him unanimously, saying that he had done a good job and that the boy was smart since he was young.
Look, he was afraid that Zhao Hao would become suspicious and think that his car had a problem and was leaking oil, so he even used the intercom to hint to him that the lack of oil in their car was related to him. This kid is really kind and deserves to be their good brother.
Sure enough, as long as Yu Yu doesn't give up and lie down, as long as he stands up, everything will be stable. From the morning when he was careful to leave a receipt for dinner so that they could escape the fate of being cheated by the director team for the next night's accommodation, to now when he filled up their car with gas without anyone noticing, Wang Yuexin looked at Yu Yu with sparkling eyes.
"Xiao Yu, next time you want to do something good, you must call me along. I should have gone with you to buy breakfast this morning. I missed out on such an exciting thing!" Wang Yuexin said with great regret, "How about if our car runs out of gas later, we don't have to spend money to refuel. We can just sneak out of the gas tanks of other cars in the dead of night! I really want to try it once!"
Wang Yue wanted to play, and Zhang Yuan was also a little tempted. It was like a secret agent stealing a tank of oil quietly. At that moment, he even thought of a whole scene of a Hollywood blockbuster: "A tense car chase was about to start, but at this critical moment, the enemy's car stalled. It turned out that Agent Yu had stolen the opponent's oil in advance, easily resolved the crisis and left in style."
But this was too exciting and he was a little afraid to start, so he weighed the pros and cons and said, "Agents need an assistant to keep watch, so next time you want to steal oil, I can be the watcher!"
"Does that also require a hacker sitting in front of a computer backstage?" Lu Hu weighed his skills. "I can't hack their cameras, but I can go and toast them. It's almost Chinese New Year, so I'll go and wish them a happy new year and chat with them. Oh, and we're in Northeast China now. I can even perform a skit on the spot to divert their attention."
The more Lu Hu talked, the more he thought it made sense, and he immediately pulled Wang Zhengliang over and said, "Brother Liang, come here, let's rehearse a section of white clouds and black soil."
Wang Zhengliang said with a smile, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he made the sound effect of two teachers Song: "I am Baiyun."
Lu Hu lowered his chin, his eyes revealing a gleam of wisdom: "I am Heitu."
Wang Zhengliang: "I am 71 years old."
Land Rover: "I'm seventy-five."
Wang Zhengliang: “I am born in the year of the Rooster.”
Land Rover: "I am a tiger."
This makes sense? Yu Yu looked at him from behind the Land Rover, looking at his vivid and hard-working face, and the contrast in the rearview mirror, Wang Zhengliang, who looked kind but said Teacher Song when he opened his mouth, and Wang Yuexin, who laughed so hard that she slapped Su Xing's thigh.
Su Xing knew that the two of them patted his thigh to let him see the looks of Lu Hu and Wang Zhengliang. When a person is amused by others, he would like to let his companion look at that person quickly so that he can also be amused and share the same mood as himself.
So Su Xing was also laughing, but he was laughing even more at the two kids, Yu Yu and Wang Yuexin, who were completely unable to control their useless laughter.
If Lu Hu and Wang Zhengliang performed a skit for the director team when they were stealing oil, they would definitely be able to successfully control them. The two of them had a perfect coordination, and they could just open their mouths without any frames.
At this time, Zhao Hao's weak and tired voice finally came through the intercom in Chen Kangsheng's arms. After Yu Yu "kindly" reminded Zhao Hao of the gasoline problem, he thought that Zhao Hao would definitely go to his staff group to verify and would not reply immediately, so he returned the intercom to his eldest brother for safekeeping.
Now that he spoke, he must have asked the guy who picked up the car in the group and figured out what happened, so he spoke: "Yu Shao, why are you stealing our oil..."
In the last second, the brothers were still talking enthusiastically in the car about Yu Yu stealing oil and the fact that he would continue to steal oil. Chen Qisheng was also very happy listening in the passenger seat. But now when he heard Zhao Hao say that Yu Yu stole oil, he immediately quit.
"What fish stole your oil? Do you have any evidence?"
He questioned with a cold face, but as soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.
Zhao Hao on the opposite side choked. If the evidence was conclusive, it was of course impossible for him to prove his guilt. He did not have any parking lot surveillance. The staff member who was supposed to be a witness was sent away by Yu Yu's breakfast and returned to the hotel early.
But from the beginning when he tried to find out the location of their car in a roundabout way, to the end when he sent his brother away and stayed behind, it was clear that he was planning to oil other cars! It was because the staff member was too honest that he was fooled by Yu Yu, the sweet-talking rubber fish. If Zhao Hao was there, he would never be fooled by him!
'Where did the oil in your car come from? Your car should be out of oil. Our staff said that Yuyu had sent him away to be alone with the car for a while.'
Although he knew that Yu Yu had stolen the oil, Chen Kesheng still defended her seriously and openly: "Don't make false accusations. You are the director. Given our relationship, is this stealing? This is clearly taking it directly."
As soon as this was said, the car began to revert to its original form. This sentence was only 50% funny, but when Chen Kesheng said it, it immediately became 1000%.
Internally: Yu is a good boy who knows how to steal oil to support his family for his brothers at such a young age.
To the outside world: What do you mean by stealing oil? How can you talk like that? This is clearly taking!
Su Xingzui, who was sitting in the back row, reached out to give Chen Qisheng a thumbs up from a distance: "Hahahahahaha, brother Sheng, you are right. How can family matters be called stealing!"
"I can't hold it anymore, Brother Sheng, hahaha. This season you're really so relaxed that I'm even a little scared, hahaha!" Zhang Yuan was almost numb from laughing.
"You are so scared now," Wang Zhengliang was driving steadily. Even his friends in the car were laughing until they were paralyzed, but he was still able to hold the steering wheel steadily. "You are not scared now, you are a stranger, you make me a stranger..."
"Hahahaha?" Wang Yuexin was still laughing with her mouth open, but was suddenly chilled by Wang Zhengliang's lousy joke, and the laughter that was circling on the roof of the car came to an abrupt stop.
Su Xing held his forehead with his hand, looking painful: "You really don't need to add the last sentence, Brother Liang..."
“So we are really strangers now.” Wang Zhengliang added.
"Ah, Brother Liang!" Land Rover screamed.
Su Xing closed his eyes and collapsed on his seat as if he saw his own breasts.
"It's over. I think I saw Allen's soul leaving his body!" Yu Yu rushed over and grabbed Su Xing's shoulders and shook them violently. "Allen, don't fall asleep. Wake up quickly. Su Xing (Su Xing)!"
? Su Xing's soul slowly turned into a question mark. At least, people shouldn't be so wicked that when he was killed by a bad plot, he even didn't let his ghost go and continued to hurt him, right?
On the intercom, Zhao Hao, who was choked by Chen Qiesheng's open and righteous defense of his fault, did not want to dwell on whether Yu Yu was stealing, robbing or "taking". He sighed for his fate and asked them to follow his car to the gas station now, as he had to refuel before he could get on the road.
"Okay, let them pass and follow them to the gas station, so they..."
Wang Zhengliang said, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zhang Yuan, who suddenly became alert:
"Wait, Brother Liang, your next sentence is not a bad joke, right? If it is a bad joke, then don't say thank you."
Wang Zhengliang smiled happily: "Yuanyuan, why are you so startled? What I want to say is that they probably won't let us pay for the gas, and there's nothing else. Hey, Xiaoyuan, although you are a bird, don't be a frightened bird."
"..." Zhang Yuan didn't dare to say anything.
Lu Hu patted his shoulder with sympathy and laughter: "Yuanyuan, look, why did you provoke him just now?"
"I'm sorry, I'm honest now." Zhang Yuan closed his eyes and shed tears of regret.
Following the director's car to the gas station, the seven people looked at Zhao Hao who got out of the car with his head down and was talking to the guy at the gas station. They looked at each other and suddenly smiled inexplicably. Wang Yuexin took out the sunglasses from his pocket, put them on and said to the others: "Hey, brothers, we are all like this, hahaha."
He didn't finish the sentence, but everyone understood what he meant. Sunglasses are a fashion item for their artists to travel with. Even if someone didn't carry them with them, it's okay, Wang Yuexin has two pairs.
If they didn't have such a beautiful mental state, they wouldn't have gotten together.
Lu Hu looked at his brothers trying to be cool and always felt that something was missing. He suddenly had an idea and took out his phone and directly played a background music. As soon as the prelude sounded, Zhang Yuan couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, okay, let's use this!"
"Hu Zi is quite creative." Su Xing also praised him.
Zhao Hao was calculating with distress how much gas it would cost for a round trip, and just as he told the guy at the gas station to fill up with 200 yuan of gas first, he saw out of the corner of his eye that the door of a business car parked not far from them was suddenly opened, and seven cold-faced cool guys wearing blush pink, brown or black sunglasses got out of the car in an overly deliberate manner.
On the first day, they were fully made up and looked really handsome, but what’s up with that background music of “Superstar”?
After opening the door, Chen Qisheng put his hands in his pockets, leaned against the door and looked around casually. It was normal. After all, he was too embarrassed to force exaggerated movements. But it was different for Wang Zhengliang sitting opposite him. As soon as he got out of the car, he crossed his legs and leaned on the hood, looking in the direction of Zhao Hao. He raised his sunglasses and smiled crookedly... That's enough, Brother Liang, don't turn into a horse fork bug at the music festival!
The painting styles of the two behind them are even more heavyweight.
As soon as he got out of the Land Rover, he looked up and down, looked left and right, not knowing what he was looking for except Zhao Hao. While he was looking, he seemed very busy. He rummaged through his pockets with his hands, put them in and out, and finally he suddenly took out a piece of baked bun that he had packed away in the morning from his inner pocket, and took a big bite out of it because he was hungry (not a typo).
Zhang Yuan put on his sunglasses after getting out of the car. After shaking his hair, he gestured to the Land Rover with the classic look of an old lady with two guns. He walked back and forth beside the car, as if he was going to be a model walking on the catwalk. It didn't matter that there was no wind here, he could manually lift the corners of his clothes to give himself a self-sufficient and unrestrained look. Finally, he turned around and made a shot in the air. After landing, he came to Wang Zhengliang, hugged his chest and bumped his shoulder.
The last three people to appear can at least wash Zhao Hao's eyes. At least Yu Yu has that face, so whatever he does is right... No way! Can you use your face properly, bastard! Do you and Wang Yuexin have facial twitching or something? Whoever raises and shakes his eyebrows faster will win and get the award! And Wang Yuexin, what does it mean when you suddenly squat down and suck? Huh? Did you see a dog or a cat somewhere?
Fortunately, Su Xing is normal. Compared with others, his coolness is limited to suddenly dancing while walking, and "accidentally" bumping into Yu Yu's shoulder, and the two of them suddenly speaking Damn bro and M3 (You know what I'm saying means speaking fast) in street English... Never mind, he is not normal either.
Looking back, the fact that Chen Qisheng, who seemed normal, was cooperating with these guys to pose here was itself abnormal.
"...Are the seven of them okay? Can this show still be recorded?" Zhao Hao looked at Dalinlin helplessly.
Da Linlin was silent for a moment: "It's OK as long as you are alive, it's OK as long as you are alive."